Silver Tongue

Jul 24

avidanny:
“ross just slammed 0nisi0n and i’m :-))))))
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rubberninja Should make a video tearing him a new one.

avidanny:

ross just slammed 0nisi0n and i’m :-))))))

rubberninja Should make a video tearing him a new one.

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

theurlgoeshere:

lizzymodblog:

conspicuouslad:

lizzymodblog:

i always worry that i’m annoying cashiers and receptionists and basically anybody who has to sit all day and do tedious work

Your cashiers get to sit down?

your cashiers don’t??

Nope, we have to stay standing. Can’t even lean on the counter while waiting for customers to show up on a slow day. Privately owned shops usually have a chair or stool for the worker, but anything owned by a corporation, nope, gotta be on your feet the full shift. Because if you sit, you don’t look professional or some shit.

I’ve actually never had a job I’m allowed to sit down in.

I sit down on a stool by the register all the time. I usually stand up to help people though.

we sit on the counter when its empty

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pixbull:

decayingdancer:

Jesus was canonly asexual so can we stop acting like the bible condemns queer people

i want to die

His mom was also asexual and polyromantic

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universequartz:

universequartz:

this isnt quite as bad as january 29 2015

for those asking

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codecherry:

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

I wish I had this kind of confidence

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Jul 23

rosexknight:
“harperhug:
“ghdos:
“cheyennecheyenne:
“weaintaboutshit:
“in-di-cud:
“Bruhhhhhhhhh
”
Nah fuck that. Nigga you didn’t provide that service for free. You got paid in salary and benefits for that fucking service. How the fuck you gon stiff...

rosexknight:

harperhug:

ghdos:

cheyennecheyenne:

weaintaboutshit:

in-di-cud:

Bruhhhhhhhhh

Nah fuck that. Nigga you didn’t provide that service for free. You got paid in salary and benefits for that fucking service. How the fuck you gon stiff a server and simultaneously guilt them? Fuck ass nigga.

the level of arrogance here

I swear nothing infuriates me like people who go out to eat and don’t tip. It’s one of those microaggressions that is slowly turning into full-blown irritation.

I hope he enjoys the taste of saliva.

Okay look, not tipping? It’s a dick move, really. But I understand. I haven’t been able to tip due to financial issues or bad service. It’s whatever.

What I do mind is not only not tipping, but rubbing it in their face as well. “Oh I provide you a service by serving the country that’s my tip.” No. You got paid a salary. You made money. Don’t get my wrong I’m grateful for your service, but that’s not tipping. Or the people who are like “Here’s a book about Jesus it’s better than a tip.” And I’m like “Look I’m a Christian I understand but the Lord gave me the ability to work so I can make money so I kinda need you to not.”

Tip your servers. Or if you don’t, don’t be a fucking dick about it.

Remember those shitty fake $10 bills with some crappy bible passage that says greed is a sin?

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choopy:

Scott said Fnaf 4 would come out on halloween… and it came out today…

TODAY IS HALLOWEEN

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Originally posted by fifteenintheafternoon

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But what if the notes are written with invisible ink