Silver Tongue

Jul 23

janemba:

I asked my niece why she loves minions bc her dad bought her a minion toy and she got very calm and said “because I have to” and it was so frightening I think actual brainwashing is involved here

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Jul 22

chill-oh:
“sometimes-butts:
“ibnuprofen:
“hotdog-friend:
“is that butter
”
no it’s stonehenge
”
I can’t believe it’s not butter
”
I’m so done with this site
”

chill-oh:

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

I’m so done with this site

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onemancabaret:

lawmaking:

Children’s drawings of people are almost always terrifying. 

One time, I was babysitting my little cousin while she was sick. She was going through an imaginary friend phase and always talked about “Joey” or some shit like that. But it was cute so we were all cool with Joey.

So she’s sick and doesn’t really feel like doing anything, but eventually I come up with the idea of coloring and she gets excited.

I get out the supplies and she tells me she’s going to draw a picture of Joey. At this point, I should’ve realized how textbook-horror this was, but I forged on.

We get to drawing and she won’t let me look (“No peeking! He’s not ready.”) until finally she seems satisfied and gets ready to show me her portrait of Joey.

“Ready?”

“Let’s see!”

Mother. Fucking. Joey.

Has spiky orange hair. A blue suit.

Long. Black. Fucking claws.

And huge. BLOOD RED. Eyes.

“…………….oh! He looks… Nice!”

And this is where shit gets all Paranormal Activity.

My cousin, the demonic shit she is, slowly smiles and goes,

“He’s right behind you.”

Fucking hell.

My body goes cold. There is a demon behind me and as if it couldn’t be worse…

“He’s giving you a hug!”

I swear to fucking Jesus, the right side of my body started to burn.

So I slowly pat the invisible shit demon next to me and try not to let it smell the fear/shit in my pants.

And that’s the story of how I got a hug from a fucking demon that a child drew.

I like that the demons name was joey

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k-lionheart:
“really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????
”

k-lionheart:

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

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k-lionheart:
“oh
”

k-lionheart:

oh

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thebostonwasteland:
“nicodorkangelo:
“hey look buzzfeed has a quiz now! which gem are you???
”
Sugiulite holy shit
”

thebostonwasteland:

nicodorkangelo:

hey look buzzfeed has a quiz now! which gem are you???

Sugiulite holy shit

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sudden concern

weekofamethyst:

namingisdifficult:

Somebody once pointed out that Rose looks weirdly sinister in the SDCC extended intro

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bruh

You know when people make theories about shows and it’s all fun and people are like “if this is true, I’m gonna laugh?” I don’t think I will be laughing at this one if it’s confirmed

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malleablemalachite:

relatablepicturesofstevenquartz:

su-memelord:

In a lot of the SU episodes rose doesn’t show her eyes?
It makes her look…
Almost evil? Like legit?
Even in the extended theme thing she doesn’t show her eyes and it’s just???
It did the same thing with pearls projection in Sworn To The Sword

the people who try to deny that rose looked sinister are ignoring that the crew purposely put lots of expression in their drawings to get a feeling across in the show, for example, rose is hunched over steven, grinning, eyes hidden and all, is supposed to look sinister/evil

if they wanted to make her look.. not sinister, she would have her back straight, eyes visible but closed, and a peaceful smile

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just look at the difference, this was obviously intentional

I fucking KNEW she looked sinister I fucKing KNEW It

Jasper commented that Rose was a great tactician. When they were stranded on earth, it’s possible she knew homeworld would advance beyond anything they could dream. There is the theory floating around that steven wasn’t just a symbol of her union with the humans but also a weapon against homeworld for when they invade. A half gem, half human. Completely immune to and gem destabilizing technology. Rose planned for homeworld to invade again. And she made sure she was prepared.

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