On Chapo Trap House they pointed out that when introduced to a dog he was seen to grab its’ whole face in his hand and shake it like it was a hand, and that that goes against millions of years of human evolutionary instinct.
To be fair that was Mike Bloomberg, fellow adult human candidate
i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .
God in the Garden of Eden
Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment
