The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal.
nonbinary quidditch players-
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“i’m a seeker”
“yeah but what’s between your legs?”
“a broom, usually”
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I actually felt myself being dragged to hell a little bit for drawing this
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[aziz ansari voice] nooooooooooooooo
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im gonna steal pluto and bring it back here so we can have two moons
What about Charon. Then we could have THREE moons for the price of one.
of course, we can’t separate pluto from its moons that would be tragic, we’ll have our moon and then plutomoon and then pluto’s moons will be plutomoon’s moons and everything will be great there’ll be so many rocks in the sky
Finally, we can have a real moonmoon
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First time logging in to PlayStation online network in 8 months I’m a stud with cancerlol
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okay my teacher wanted a story that’s gonna shock him
so i wrote him a cute little story about a couple fletcher and mia falling in love
and the last sentences of story are
“so… what is your full name? i mean what is mia short for?”
“michael”
because my teacher is kinda homophobic, i am gonna force him into enjoying a fluffy love story with no gender pronouns and well what a shame you liked a story about a gay couple sorry man
don’t even apologize
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