i dont want peridot to have a redemption arc i want her to continue being a shitty villain but like in the background after theyve moved on to more intense and stronger villains and she shows up at their house every so often like ‘SOOO……….. CRYSTAL NERDS……………….” [starts doing ballet stretches on the counter] and theyre just like “not now peridot”
all I ask for in the new star wars films is leia with a lightsaber
I don’t think they give non-force sensitives lightsabers, but I also don’t think they’ve established Leia as force sensitive or not, so who knows
leia is anakin’s daughter. if she’s not force sensitive, I’ll eat my shoe.
The hell do you mean “they haven’t established Leia as Force-sensitive?”
Have you not seen Empire Strikes Back? The movie where her Force-sense was pinging every five minutes? Or in Return of the Jedi: “The Force is strong in my family. I have it. My father has it. My sister has it.” “In time, you’ll learn to use that power too.”
Leia is just as much a basket of potential-Jedi as Luke is.
“No, there is another.” HOW DID YOU MISS THAT
Because girl.
“In Expanded Universe materials set after Return of the Jedi, Leia is portrayed as a founding member of the New Republic. Although most of her life is devoted to such matters of state, she engages in limited study of the Jedi arts, with Luke as her teacher. Notably, she wields a blue lightsaber that she built herself.” [x]
fucking fake geek boys
Even the dang trailer SPELLS “My sister has it”
“I’m sure Luke wasn’t on that thing when it blew…” “He wasn’t. I can feel it.”
so stan totally had a secret twin brother right. im not the first one to say this but,
rounder, thinner rimmed glasses.
when he found them in the hidden room he tucked them away before anyone could see
then was just looking at them later
and who is that kid reading in the back, with similar hair
im actually betting that his twin’s name was stanley. in dreamscapers when bill was remembering “stan pines” he was actually remembering stanley, which is why he didn’t say “stanford”. speaking of bill, if you look on his wheel you see both the symbol on stan’s hat and the glasses, meaning they’re 2 separate people.
perhaps stanford and stanley were searching for the secrets of gravity falls together, that’s why grunkle stan was so adamant about lying to the kids about the stuff going on to keep them safe, he knows how dangerous it is because he lost his brother to it?
also:
the “stanley mobile”. did stanford take stanley’s car after something happened to him?
and since stan and the kids share the same last name, stan must have had a brother, and that brother must have had a son, and that son is dipper and mabels dad. so “stanley” would be their grandfather. that would have made whatever happened to him hurt more for stanford, he already had a family by the time he disappeared.
I like to buy into the theory that Bill had something to do with the disappearance of Stanley. Especially after this line.
He sounds like he has a little experience dealing with siblings before Dipper and Mabel.
Stanford, what did you do?
OH GOD YOU’RE RIGHT
THATS WHY GRUNKLE STAN NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIM
IT’S HIS FAULT HE’S GONE, SOMETHING HAPPENED AND STANFORD DIDN’T SACRIFICE HIS WORK FOR HIS TWIN
Remember when Stan did the thing?
And then he was scanning something from it?
And then he puts on this glove!
Woops, wrong picture…
This glove!
What if stans brother is the one who wrote the book. The six fingered kid. I mean, weird shit was already happening in gravity falls before the books were written so what if stan and his brother wrote it. And after summoning bill, Grunkle Stan wrote in the red part “He can’t be trusted.” and “Do not summon at all cost!”
This post from nearly a year ago is still relevant.
One day I walk into the locker room after gym and all the guys have their arms bent and are talking like valley girls. They say “hey act gay with us” and I’m pissed at this moment in time and I’m like “well how do gay guys act?” They were all like “you know, like this” and proceeded to talk like idiots and swing their hips as they walked. I finally snapped and I decided to make the awkward straight guys squirm (majority of which were in nothing but boxers). I said “no they don’t, gay guys act just like everyone else. I know for a fact that there are three gay men in this locker room right now and you don’t know who any of them are” (which is a lie, there are none besides me). Well suddenly everyone flipped shit. Every guy is a fifty foot radius scrambled to cover their junk and started yelling. I heard things like “you’re the fucking faggot, aren’t you?” and “quit looking at my cock you queer.” Guys who have been friends forever began to turn on each other. Two guys had similar shorts and mixed them up when hurrying to cover their crotches. Everyone was screaming and yelling and I just calmly change and walk out trying my god awful best not to burst out laughing. People were losing their balance and falling over while trying to pull up their pants. The teachers heard the commotion and rushed in as I made my way out. The sheer heteronormativity of this moment disgusts me on an existential level but Jesus this was so hysterical. This is one of my crowning achievements and I feel nothing but pride about how I caused utter chaos with two sentences.
i dont want peridot to have a redemption arc i want her to continue being a shitty villain but like in the background after theyve moved on to more intense and stronger villains and she shows up at their house every so often like ‘SOOO……….. CRYSTAL NERDS……………….” [starts doing ballet stretches on the counter] and theyre just like “not now peridot”
