Silver Tongue

Jul 16

musical-gopher:
“Getting real tired of your shit sapphire
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musical-gopher:

Getting real tired of your shit sapphire

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get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

smurflewis:

gaysfinest:

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

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Jul 15

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Guys, stop

gemshipartwork:

lilfoxtrot:

The Keystone Hotel is a legitimate thing and leaving negative reviews can ruin a small business. They also don’t get the references everyone is making. This business is someone’s livelyhood and negative reviews can make it sink. Rebecca Sugar wouldn’t want to make an apology to the motel for her fan’s actions.

Please remove your reviews or at least bump them to five stars. There is no reason for this.

Don’t leave 5 star reviews either, just remove your reviews entierly. Please. Just don’t try to help they don’t need to hurt or the help, they just need real customers. So please dont put 5 stars or leave negitive reviews. Just think for once before you do things like this. =_=

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amimemezuno:
“Hey guess what kids
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amimemezuno:

Hey guess what kids

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zamii070:

transcendentspirit:

GUYS.

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OVER HALF OF THESE REVIEWS ARE ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE AND MANY ARE NEGATIVE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.


DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS AS A JOKE ABOUT THE STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODE. DO NOT LEAVE 5 STAR REVIEWS APOLOGIZING.

LAST TIME I CHECKED THERE WERE ONLY 6 REVIEWS FOR THIS HOTEL.

NOW THERE ARE 1,267 REVIEWS, MAINLY ABOUT SU. 

GOOGLE WILL BE LOOKING AT THESE REVIEWS AS 1,000+ IN THE PAST 24 HOURS IS INSANE. THIS MOTEL CAN BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE BECAUSE OF YOU. THEY CAN DO LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU IF THEY FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE.

THIS HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND.

ENOUGH. LEAVE THIS MOTEL ALONE.

YOU CAN ALSO GET THE STEVEN UNIVERSE CREW IN BIG BIG TROUBLE AND THE SHOW COULD BE IN JEOPARDY. I HOPE IT WAS ALL WORTH IT FOR A FUCKING JOKE.

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queenbean03:

After seeing Onion Friend I’m convinced that Onion is meant to be autistic. 

The way he acts reminds a lot of an autistic child. He speaks only to his family and has his own odd way of doing things that works for him. Steven is uncomfortable around him but his family obviously loves and accepts him the way he is. I think Onion broke into Steven’s house and stole his chips because he wanted Steven to play with him. 

Onion tries to do things he likes to do with Steven, and when he didn’t respond well to the snake or the birthing video, Onion decides to show him his secret stash of GUYS and GALS. That must be Onion’s special interest, something precious to him that he knows he and Steven have in common. That moment when he gives him one of his toys proves to me that he wants Steven’s friendship for real, he just has an unconventional way of expressing that.

So uh… Can we please not compare Onion to the spawn of Satan anymore? It’s really uncomfortable for me as an autistic woman.

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