Silver Tongue

May 24

rosexknight:
“kalif0rhnia:
“ radiant-amethyst:
“ nxvarros:
“ nonbinarytrash:
“ spookipapi:
“ vulpx:
“ pupfruit:
“ ohdoe:
“ hell yeah
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hell yeah
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hell yeah
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hell yeah

rosexknight:

kalif0rhnia:

radiant-amethyst:

nxvarros:

nonbinarytrash:

spookipapi:

vulpx:

pupfruit:

ohdoe:

hell yeah 

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hey-its-capybara:

asundergrowth:

arcanenrok:

dankmemeuniversity:

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The distinction:

Galaxy brain indicates intelligience of something (can go in either direction)

Pooh indicates level of refinement and/or pretentiousness

Red Eyes Guy indicates level of appeal to personal taste

Galaxy brain: Logos

Pooh: Pathos

Eyes guy: Ethos

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

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BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

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BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

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BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

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BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

always nice to see someone found their post embedded in a buzzfeed article and decided to make some bank

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chefpyro:

qujaruto-qujhe-qujear:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

wish i was learning drums right now

honestly extremely excited to start now that I’ve finally decided to

Oh. A percussion kid. Ew.

-this post sponsored by Clarinet gang

lol ok squidward??

percussion gang has phil collins and ringo starr

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sindri42:

moon-arcana:

ciriofcintras:

“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

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This post gets funnier over time

You are like a little baby, watch this

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mymagicgrandpa:
“A new page of chapter 8 is here!
Chapter Summary: A mysterious creature thought to be a muse is giving artists art block! It’s up to Coach and Suzie to figure out what it is, what it wants, and how to stop it.
My Magic Grandpa is a...

mymagicgrandpa:

A new page of chapter 8 is here!

Chapter Summary: A mysterious creature thought to be a muse is giving artists art block! It’s up to Coach and Suzie to figure out what it is, what it wants, and how to stop it.

My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, go check it out!

Can’t post physical link or tumblr will hide these posts from searches.

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imp:
“yeah literally.
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imp:

yeah literally.

(via newbarrk)

billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage:
“billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage:
“pyrobe:
“pelase help me
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throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world
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it’s been nearly six...

billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage:

billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage:

pyrobe:

pelase help me

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

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it’s been nearly six years and i’ve returned. Goknba.

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yo-its-matt:

chippyyyz:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

IM A MOTHER????

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natsusume:

radio-dark:

radio-dark:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…

home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that

homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…

home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent

business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock

home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.

Hi i have just binged four episodes and would like to report that BRIAN, CERTIFIED HOME INSPECTOR is my new hero for life

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BRIAN

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custarduwu asked:

Mewtwo, you better eet the rocc you found before Huey does /hj

xxtc-96xx:

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