All Stan ever wanted was to go sailing with his brother
but Stanford chose mysteries over him until it was too late…
Stan probably felt the same sadness when Dipper and Mabel chose to chase the gobblewonker than spend time with him. He was being replaced by
mysteries again.
but in the end Dipper and Mabel realised what was important. Spending time with their Grunkle and although it may not have been with his brother, Stan had his dream come true, he got to spend time with his family, with the people he loved.
look how happy he looks.
in teh end, the mystery twins finally got to ride in the stan o’ war
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.
I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum.
i’m frankly astonished this wasn’t a real movie in the early 90s.
i think jeff goldbloom would be great at filibustering considering how many times he’s like “uuh uh uh uh uhhh”
i’m pretty sure pearl’s defectiveness is the fact she is able to feel any emotions at all. i believe pearls are designed to be cold and calculating, elegant and effective workers. and somehow this pearl came out feeling things - or even learned how to feel things when in contact with rose, who is sweet and cries and cares about everything.
that would explain why she doesn’t have the best interpersonal relationships (to say the least): perhaps empathy doesn’t come naturally to her and she doesn’t fully understand how emotions work.
this would also explain how jasper even knew about her defectiveness: unless it was a drastic physical change that could be noticed at first glance (and then what could it be? it would be something that is considered a flaw, and she looks fine) then it has to be something in her personality. and that also isn’t something that can be noticed on sight, BUT! if pearls were meant to be essentially robots, and this one left her stations to fight for the rebellion because she fell in love, then news of that would certainly get around.
maybe the way holo pearls act isn’t even just because it’s a training hologram- but because that is how regular pearls are.
