Silver Tongue

May 23

wielderofscythes:

powerfulwizard:

They were right, I didn’t expect that.

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rosexknight:

ms-andry:

Poor Unfortunate Souls in a major key is cursed

Unsure if cursed or blessed?? Giving me Willy Wonka vibes for some reason.

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

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Holy shit hahahaaha

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Please let this tag be sarcasm.

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qillermeme:

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Anonymous asked: Au where danny is technically king but no one bothers to tell him that and once they find out he doesnt know it becomes a game of how long can they keep this from him

heiropops:

foxyteah:

shinyspooks:

They need him to sign some important documents so they slip them into his homework. Danny doesn’t notice. They need him to resolve an argument. Danny resolves it and doesn’t notice. One ghost straight up appears and calls Danny “my king” and Danny is so freaking sleep deprived he DOESNT NOTICE.

Sam: Danny where have you been all day we couldn’t reach you

Danny: oh i was in the ghost zone helping Dora move a ton of stuff to this new castle it was pretty cool

Sam: ? is she moving?? doesn’t she already have a perfectly good castle and kingdom???

Danny: yah but she said she’s gonna be just an advisor at this new one a few days a week, she told me i can visit her those days if i need anything

Danny: also you won’t believe this but she gave me a whole wing to myself, she said they had the space… i think she must be lonely because there was already a whole wardrobe in my size and the whole thing just screamed ‘please come visit often’, that kinda vibe yanno

Danny: also she said i can bring you and Tuck next week to this awesome event, we can bring as many weapons and explosives as we want because the whole ghost zone will be bulldozing pariah’s castle down for the 3 year anniversary and the flashiest one wins a prize

“ hey sam, what does your eminence mean?”

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Originally posted by jdm-negan-mcnaughty

ohtehnoeszombies:

goofballproximitysurveyor:

when people put “trigger warning” on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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nendocris:

nendocris:

Not making stew tonight… 😔

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tomatograter:
“girlboss
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tomatograter:

girlboss

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