Silver Tongue

Jul 10

ruby-orca-616:

genderspatial:

nyapping:

nyapping:

why doesn’t anyone talk about that yoshi song that sounds like they’re just chanting “eat asshole” 

Not as good as Vagina Pineapple. 

I’m crying

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OH MY FUCKING GOD KOTAKU NO

krunkidile:

uberchain:

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IT 

WAS 

A SHITPOST

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It’s too late. Kotaku has blown the lid off of this juicy expose. Pauling/Scoutmama is cannon.

Or she was investigating scouts mom because scouts mom was having a sexual relationship with the enemy spy which could be a major security breach. you know, the thing Pauline is mostly in charge of? Keeping the secret things secret?

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sweet-poni replied to your post:Everyone go follow sweet-poni Because she is an…
excuse you your art is amazing

True but not as amazing as yours

Everyone go follow sweet-poni Because she is an awesome person who makes a bunch of cool art way better than mine, she’s always selling adopts and she has only 400 followers and deserves more

terrible cinnamon roll, not right for the world, just throw it away

rosexknight:

dracini:

shitnarou:

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Finally a representation of me

Or Gallows XD

Or Lapis

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lil-bit-ghei:

judewinchester:

saintcaffeinated:

When my friend was a kid she used put on high heels and practice running around and jumping off stuff because Catwoman could do it. Now she can practically sprint in stilettos. Like…I’ve seen her chase after animals and run up hills and climb shit with 0% hindrance, and I will forever and always admire the hell out of her for it because when asked to choose between practicality and fashion she literally just chose “no be Catwoman” instead, and for some reason that actually worked.

this is what I tell peole when they question Claire’s ability to run in heals in Jurassic World

In my heels, I can outrun people. I was rather known in high school for it because I never wore flat shoes. When you’re accustomed to it, it’s not hindering in any way. The only real issue when running in heels on grass is that thin heels will just slip into the dirt, so it’s best to land on the balls of your feet if you’re running in heels (it’ll slow you down a little bit but not by much).

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raptorific:

I know there’s a lot of cool and interesting interpretations of the great gatsby but by far the best one I’ve ever heard is that gatsby calls nick “old sport” because he can’t remember his name and it’s gone on too long to ask

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