Silver Tongue

Jul 09

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vangoghsdaughter:

beyonslayed:

*taps mic* American soldiers fighting in imperialist wars are not brave nor are they fighting for anyone’s freedom. They are mercilessly slaughtering 3rd world civilians and fighting to maintain American hegemony. That is all, thank you! *drops mic*

*picks up mic* Also many soldiers are being exploited by the American government/elite who encourage the idea that joining the military is a good alternative to college or joining the work force, especially for impoverished individuals who feel that they don’t have many options. *gently places mic back down*

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Jul 08

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Masquerade masks are so beautiful. They can make someone look like a profesional thief, a supervillain, an antihero or just straight up classy.

They are just…

om-baby00:
“strikeblr:
“la—-loba:
“What doesn’t kill you might kill someone else. So careful with the urge to say “I’ve seen worse” or “it could be worse” ”
More people need to understand this
”

om-baby00:

strikeblr:

la—-loba:

What doesn’t kill you might kill someone else. So careful with the urge to say “I’ve seen worse” or “it could be worse”

More people need to understand this

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pepoluan:
“kkristoff:
“ shovel-girl:
“ What did you think would happen ?
”
see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and...

pepoluan:

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t mess with me woman i will nail you

That was totally

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crunchy-sheep:
“mint-and-love:
“almanacpony:
“georgetakei:
“Looks like I have a PHD… in being awesome!
Can We Guess Your Level of Education?
”
*whistles innocently to himself and not at all smugly*
”
*coughs innocently* Seriously tho all those...

crunchy-sheep:

mint-and-love:

almanacpony:

georgetakei:

Looks like I have a PHD… in being awesome!

Can We Guess Your Level of Education?

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*whistles innocently to himself and not at all smugly*

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*coughs innocently* Seriously tho all those questions are super easy, the only one i stumbled on was the capital of kenya

I got PhD and I bullshitted the “test” super hard. I don’t know shit about history or literature, yet this happens. wonderful wow gj 10/10

I got PHD through knowing trivial facts.

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un-rare:

huntinthedwellin98:

un-rare:

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

honestly ? you’re so right

Give them this cool rock to prove your love

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Originally posted by thanhdl

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