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According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original atmosphere.
THis is what people mean when they say we’re made of stardust
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Anonymous asked: Tell jitterbug jive i have been copying his art and selling it i have made a fortune off of it! Everyone thinks it's actually that freaks work i can even do that things signature. That freak show is nothing but a bully and it deserves nothing!
Pffft.
Hey jitterbugjive, this guy thinks I’m someone who keeps in regular contact with you.No. I am not one of jitters personal friends and you can tell him yourself unless you’re too much of a coward to face him off anon. Or at least ask someone who is his close personal friend like warden or jestre. But I think they will have a similar reaction of
“lol, look at this pathetic troll.”
“I know, right? they didn’t even try!”
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[sees post that makes zero sense]
“wtf the fuck…?”
[sees another post that makes zero sense for the same reasons]
“oh, it’s a new meme.”
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Don’t get me wrong, I am not against the lgbt movement. But these adoptables…
For just 10$ you can get two super sketchy ponies!
Looks like off brand thedenofravenpuff
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In the Chamber of Secrets, when Dobby first appears in Harry’s bedroom, Dobby tells Harry about how he has heard all about Harry’s greatness.
But if he serves the Malfoys and rarely leaves the Manor, who told Dobby these things?
My money is on Draco.
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“Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!” *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*
“Bye, boys! Have fun storming the Death Star!”
“Wampas Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
“Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, on Hoth?”
“It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead.”
“Give us the access code.” “What access code?” “Chewie, tear his arms off.” “Ohhh you mean this access code!”
“I could give you my word as a Corellian…” “No good. I’ve known too many Corellians”
“Why can’t I see?” “You’ve been mostly-frozen all day.”
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “I know”, what he meant was, “I love you.”
“Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?” “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“Luke doesn’t get eaten by the rancor at this time. ”What?” “The rancor doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.”
“The Fowce is what bwings us togevver today. It suwwounds us, and penetwates us. It binds the gawaxy togevver.”
These work way to well.
Yes, these are nice…
But what if it was reversed?
“Aren’t you a little short to be a Dread Pirate?”
“They never told you what happened to your father.”
“They told me enough! They told me the six-fingered man killed him.”
“No! Inigo, I am your father!”“I suggest a new strategy Vizzini. Let the giant win.”
“I was told weasly was killed by the dread pirate roberts”
“what you were told was true, from a certain point of view”
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