OMG
My college has a legitimate dial-up machine
everyone is always talking about the football players having to do two-a-days in the sweltering heat but aren’t the band kids practicing too, in just as hot uniforms, carrying sometimes big metal instruments half their size, marching in the sun, over and over? well this is just to say: we see you band kids, we know you’re busting yr butts. so come on in to the air conditioned denny’s after practice, and if you need an extra booth for all the tubas, we can probably accommodate you.
of all the blogs I expected to make a band kids appreciation post Denny’s was not one of them
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How to Have Sex:
- spin around
- S TOP
- double take tHREE TIMES
- 1
- 2
- 3
- PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
- WOOOOOO WOOOOO
- stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
- BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
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Moodys eye could see right through it as could the marauders map. I’m pretty sure a cloak that could cheat death would be a lot harder to see through than that. Either that or the cloak is still just an enchanted cloak despite being enchanted by death and the spell has gotten weaker over the centuries.
I work as a self checkout attendant, and customer often think I’m a manager and complain about things to me. The other day, a woman came up to me and said, I kid you not, that our employees were too nice. She said she didn’t really think it was our business how her day was and that she’s going to call HR and report it.
Lady we don’t really give a fuck how your day is, we are just following policy.
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