Silver Tongue

Jul 05

jameshoppy asked: Old photographers never die, they just stop developing..

jameshoppy asked: What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

So I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday…

westnilestyle:
and I really wanted to capture my thinking process when I was still dopey from the anesthesia, so I asked my mom to give me a pen and paper the second I woke up
you know what i fucking drew????
i drew god damn pepes i drew fucking memes im a shitty ass meme lover the truth is out theres no going back i hate myself
dystopian-ideals

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wickedkhaleesi:

wickedkhaleesi:
wickedkhaleesi:
The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading.
Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend :
• sang and harmonized parts to centuries by fall out boy
• reenacted a scene from the grudge and pretended that my hair was suffocating him
• dropped baby oil in the shower and both of us ate shit on the shower floor
• had a full on debate on whether or not Harry Potter truly belonged gryffindor or slytherin house
• accidentally squirted him with soap in his eyes and attempted to make it feel better by spraying him full blast in the face with the shower head
What we haven’t done in the shower:
• sex
The only reason why I’m mad that this has notes is my boyfriend found out about this and we started arguing about the Harry Potter thing again.
*passionate yelling*
Me: THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING, AUSTIN.
boyfriend: THE SORTING HAT IS NEVER WRONG

It was stated that he was a true gryffindor because he could wield the sword. True he had a potion of the soul of the heir of slyhterine but he was more gryffindor than slytherine. And the three main characters show characteristics of other houses while also being part of their house. Hermione shows characteristics of ravenclaws and Ron shows characteristics of hufflepuff but they were still gryffindors for a reason.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: I AM SO HYPED AS YOU CAN TELL BY TEH POST I MADE DAYS AGO THAT JUST SAID "VFD"

scraps-is-busy:

Right now I want to look up some Lemony Snicket Quotes and just read those. EHEHEHE!
So much Hype! I loved these books as a kid!

I like the part where he filled two pages with “very”

melkyore asked: It's probably coming out next year and I may have spoken too hastily, but that teaser trailer they put out has me really hyped!

scraps-is-busy:

You mean this one?
Because right now, I’m pumped. All the familiar hints of what’s to come carefully snuck in. From the wig, to the Village of Fowl Devotees, to the Leeches, to the high class cigar holder and etc. (Etc is often used as a way for people to suggest that they are smarter than they actually are.)
AND HOLY S***! THE SHADOW OF OLAF!?
I wanna know who they got for Olaf, because I am HYPED!

As long as it’s not jim carrey. I know jim carrey is a good actor, but he just wasn’t fit to be olaf

Imagine an AU where everything is the same but Alex Hirsch wears Blue Flannel instead of Red Flannel

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