Silver Tongue

Jul 05

mauridianhallow:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

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fucking look at this shit though

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Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so I’ll say it for this one myself:

THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT’S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN’T CGI. AND IT AIN’T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT’S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.

Imagine if skynet got hold of the robot trex

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rosexknight:

asbehsam:

back-that-sass-up:

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

“History truly is interesting. in which my favorite president having the longest hat. Ahh yes Asbehsam Lincoln.”

I have no words….

I want one…

give me one

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killerweasel:
“I was looking for a present for a friend whose baby turned a year old. The first review on this cracked me up.
I am torn in reviewing this toy. Here’s why: The toy is definitely well-made, will not come apart, will not break unless...

killerweasel:

I was looking for a present for a friend whose baby turned a year old. The first review on this cracked me up.

I am torn in reviewing this toy.  Here’s why:  The toy is definitely well-made, will not come apart, will not break unless subjected to massive violence.  It definitely builds motor skills, hand-eye-coordination, and even thinking skills—as deciding which colors should be up or down or evenly matched in height requires some intricate choice and physical application.  So, the toy is a great toy!

But …

You are basically giving your child a miniature of Thor’s hammer.  Not a hollow plastic hammer, mind you.  No, no.  This is a toddler weapon the great god of thunder would approve of.  Two solid wooden pieces held together very well.  The head of the hammer is sculpted to allow attacks from many interesting angles.  Great for the toy.  Not so great if your little one might decide to go “a-viking” during a playgroup, family get-together, or school function.

Like the mighty Mjolner, this hammer throws well, flies fast and far, and can kill the mightiest of trolls.  Or televisions.  Or PC’s.  Or Grandma.

So … the only reason I take a star off is because of the deadly weapon that comes with this awesome toy.  Maybe it should have been fastened by a cable to the toy, Melissa & Doug?  It’s not cool that parents have to do this thinking for you.  But we love Grandma.  Having our toddler turned Thor send her to the hospital is not our idea of fun.

If your child is meek and kind and dependably non-violent, go for it.  GREAT TOY!  If your little one may just be a conqueror of lands reincarnated into this tiny body, please beware the hammer! 

lmfao!

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I wonder if the super best friends would play attack the light

adurot:

a-random-mod:

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

The rock farm seems to operate a lot like an Amish farm or something out of the 1800s.

So what if Maud actually is “Inkie,” and we’ve never seen “Blinkie” again because she died of a childhood illness?

They show a photograph that has all four sisters in it. That’s the thing I don’t like about Maud though, that they simply added her in when Pinkie already Had two uncharacterized sisters they could have used for that same role, and then despite Maud showing up in some episodes since then, we still never see the other two show up.

I like the “inky is Octavia” theory best

I have heard that one and it does amuse me.

It’s even more ammusing if you like the theory that vinyl scratch is bluebloods daughter. Because then the most respected canterlot musician came from a rock farm and the awesomest club DJ came from canterlot.

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lizzymodblog:
“These radiation suits sure are useful. In here, I’m completely protected.
ESPECIALLY WHEN MY WRIST AND FINGERS ARE COMPLETELY EXPOSED”
It’s not that irradiated. It’s only 1 rad/sec
It would take 16 minutes and 40 seconds for you to...

lizzymodblog:

These radiation suits sure are useful. In here, I’m completely protected.

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ESPECIALLY WHEN MY WRIST AND FINGERS ARE COMPLETELY EXPOSED

It’s not that irradiated. It’s only 1 rad/sec
It would take 16 minutes and 40 seconds for you to actually die from radiaton poisoning.

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

The rock farm seems to operate a lot like an Amish farm or something out of the 1800s.

So what if Maud actually is “Inkie,” and we’ve never seen “Blinkie” again because she died of a childhood illness?

They show a photograph that has all four sisters in it. That’s the thing I don’t like about Maud though, that they simply added her in when Pinkie already Had two uncharacterized sisters they could have used for that same role, and then despite Maud showing up in some episodes since then, we still never see the other two show up.

I like the “inky is Octavia” theory best

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leightimtam:

callmeoutis:

cyberjock:

its 2014 why are anime characters still using flip phones

people in japan use flip phones because it is easier to text in kana on them jesus christ this post is so rude you are mocking things you don’t understand and you look like a fool

it was an honest question Christ on a bicycle who shoved a lamp post up your ass

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trashandscraps:

squigglydigg:

rp-puckerman:

instead of that “write an about me” meme going around, people should write a review, like on the back of a book cover, about me and i’ll put it on my blog. 

examples:

  • she is so cool - anonymous
  • definitely not thirsty - anonymous
  • who are you and why are you in my house? - my mum

PLEASE DO THIS. I WILL PUT THE BEST ONES ON MY BLOG DESCRIPTION

^yeah same

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therealjacksepticeye:
“barryisbae:
“don’t let the raptors know they were the true stars of Jurassic World, they’ll get huge egos about it
”
More of this!!
”
I’ve seen this on my dash thrice and only just now got it.

therealjacksepticeye:

barryisbae:

don’t let the raptors know they were the true stars of Jurassic World, they’ll get huge egos about it

More of this!!

I’ve seen this on my dash thrice and only just now got it.

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