Silver Tongue

Jul 04

terminator headcanon:

• John: Check out this photo of my mom
• Kyle: She's hot. I'm gonna bang her
• John: she died years ago
• Kyle: Like that's gonna stop me

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everythingfallout:

http://everythingfallout.tumblr.com

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• plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
• plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
• plain white t's: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city

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avaomod:

Looks like the colonies are celebrating their treason yet again, I’ll just make myself a cup of tea and wait for them to stop.

But all the tea is in the harbor

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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: Jabberwocky: What is your business's system for corporate expansion?

there’s no point in keeping a family secret when I’m *hic* not gonna be part of the family soon

oops, someone needs attention

maybeiwasserious:

nightjarlette:

louiswstyles:

me: *is tiny*
me: (ง •̀_•́)ง

ok this post makes me smile because ‘ง’ is the Thai letter for the ng sound but everyone refers to the letter as ‘ngor nguu’ which means ‘snake’.

So that person essentially has snakes for arms and is actually terrifying.

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sweet-poni:

thE FUCKING CARAMELDANSEN JUST CAME ON MY PANDORA

YAAAAAASSSSS

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