When I worked at a gas station in high school we had a porn mag selection that we kept behind the counter and when people wanted to buy one we had a binder with all the covers of each mag and they would ask “ can I see THE BOOK” and we knew usually who would be asking for it because it was normally regular porno buyers, anyway this guy comes in and asks for THE BOOK so he browses makes his selection and I go and get it from the drawer behind the counter well as he is checking out he starts freaking out and says HIDE IT!! PLEASE THATS MY LADY NEIGHBOR AND HER LITTLE GIRL! So I panic and instead of hiding the magazine I hid MYSELF under the counter, I don’t even know what my thought process was. But while I was down there I finished bagging it in the black bags we had to put them in and put that bag in a paper bag so he could walk out with his dignity intact.
I used to work at a retail store located in a mall. One of the worst…and best transactions I’ve ever had was an older lady and her daughter. As I was still in the process of ringing up my customer, she butts in before I even hand the receipt. A bit put off, I turn to her and her impatient daughter and smile, you know, that annoyingly fake smile that almost hurts? I ask the standard questions (how’s your day, did you find everything okay?) and she just cuts me off, dumping her overfilled carts (yup, carts with a plural) on my checkout counter. One of the hangers almost smacked my chin while another did scrape my hand. Not even looking apologetic, her daughter shoves a phone in my face asking if she could use this coupon multiple times. Since I’ve had 3 years working there and I was already planning to quit soon, I let my annoyance bleed through. “Ma'am, I can’t see the coupon if the phone is that close to my face.” Huffing in anger, the daughter pulls back her arm so I can better see. As I’m reading the information on the coupon, the mother is busy shoving the clothes in my direction, which is already spilling over the counter. I push push back on the clothes because honestly, shoving them in my direction is not going to make me scan your damn items. The mother glares at me and just drops another armful of clothes, sniffing in disdain. Finished reading the info on the phone, I let them know that “this coupon is good for one time use and can NOT be used for clearance items.” Lo and behold, almost all of their items are clearance.
Both the daughter and the mother just stare at me for a few seconds before blowing up. They start saying that it’s a “bunch of bullshit” and that “your store and it’s coupons suck” and “what shitty service” and “we aren’t going to buy these clothes, we’ll go elsewhere” and this point I’m just smiling (and not a fake smile) because their petty tantrum is doing nothing for them but making them look like a couple of jerks. At this point, one of my bosses comes by to help with the growing line. Not giving a shit that they’re in hearing distance, I grab a handful of their items, toss it in the clothes bin and go “Maybe next time you should read the coupon instead of shopping beforehand? That could save EVERYONE a lot of time.” One of the customers heading towards my boss’ register ends up uproariously laughing and going “DAMN, YA’LL OL'E BITTIES GOT TOLD”
Their expressions at both my statement and that amazing customer’s statement literally made my day.
I ended up hi-fiving that customer after they left in a huge huff, and my boss and I ended up having a good laugh about it afterwards.
[video]
Anonymous asked: Who do you think is the Hotter Smash Girl? Wii Fit Trainer or Samus?
nigga……seriously?!?! Who the Hell do you think was in that blue suit
Really?!?! I thought that was a just rule 63 version of Samus cause theres a rule 63 Wii Fit Trainer…..So This is a woman?
wooooow i had no idea
Jordan, Jordan JORDAN STAHP! We played this together you mean to tell me you had no idea. You even own the original metroid
Dude Imma playstation kid, I really didnt play that much nintendo and the last time i played a smash game was in 2008 and yeah I do own it but I really didnt think this person in Armor was female. Well fancy that Ya learn somethin new everyday good for her
Yes, Jax, Samus is a girl
There’s like so much art of her, how did you miss this:
Your reward for completing the games are seeing her out of the suit:
HOW DID YOU MISS THIS FOR SO LONG
Woah GODDAAAAAMN she’s a babe
I dont know. I am extremely oblivious and I thought she was from the future…..so how/when did she and Lil Mac get frisky?
Remember that one time this year you didnt know Samus was female
you act like its common sense I dont know, I just saw this suit through my childhood I didnt know
I had to come back to this cause it still cracks me up that its 2015 and you just found out Samus was a girl in january hahaha
Like I said up there I never saw her without the suit when I was a kid so I just thought she was like Master chief, I didnt know lol my b
master chief is actually a girl with a very deep voice.
