Silver Tongue

Jul 02

vaseline101:
“firstname-r:
“shots.
”
DING FUCKING DONG!
*Trips and spills tea*
”

vaseline101:

firstname-r:

shots.

DING FUCKING DONG!

*Trips and spills tea*

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wilwheaton:

ter0rr:

carazelaya:

carazelaya:

NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN SOCIALIZED MALE DOMINANCE IN CONVERSATIONS SO LADIES PLEASE LEARN THESE THREE PHRASES AND NEVER BE AFRAID TO USE THEM

  • “Stop interrupting me.”
  • “I just said that.”
  • “DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?”

ALSO WHEN YOU SEE FEMALES IN YOUR LIFE BEING DISMISSED IN CONVERSATION:

  • [Name] was speaking, how about we let her finish?
  • [Name] just said that.
  • [Name] was in the middle of saying something, can you please let her finish?

every fucking day I do this for myself and other women its a constant struggle to be heard

Good advice.

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Deer Queen Silver everybody! I was testing many things like colouring, lines and new anatomy.

Deer Queen Silver everybody! I was testing many things like colouring, lines and new anatomy.

[video]

victoriatheunicorn:
“lesbian-equius:
“davybot:
“elis-magic-catnado:
“fileformat:
“it’s contour
”
his arms are gradually receding upwards
”
hes gradually loosing his back curve
”
His buck teeth gradually close in.
”
he gradually becomes less funny and...

victoriatheunicorn:

lesbian-equius:

davybot:

elis-magic-catnado:

fileformat:

it’s contour

his arms are gradually receding upwards

hes gradually loosing his back curve

His buck teeth gradually close in.

he gradually becomes less funny and more annoying

(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)

[video]

bombing:

don’t see why i had to be thrown out of the sistine chapel for drawing one small dick on the wall when there’s like a thousand dicks on the ceiling

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hostagesandsnacks:

i love when fanfiction describes male orgasm simply as

“he exploded”

just like

image

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“The real queen bitch, Liam!” — Matt, presenting Queen Bitch Liam Miller II, also known as The Queen Of Vita (via superbestfriendconfessions)

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crunchy-sheep:

11…just..11 more followers and I’ll be at 600 orz

Go follow this nerd

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