Silver Tongue

May 22

arthurhia:

octibbles:

One time I was looking up some Gorillaz lyrics and I found a website that said “I’m Blue” was by Gorillaz and not only that but the lyrics were “I would beat off a guy” instead of “Dabba dee dabba die” and frankly it was so surreal I’m not sure if I imagined it

i t’S R E A L

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severalowls:

The reason vampires go to hell and werewolves don’t is that vampires just suck the juice out and waste the rest. If I saw somebody lick all the sauce off some pasta and leave the bare noodles intact I’d condemn them to eternal damnation too.

werewolves dont go to hell because theyre just big floofy doggos and everyone knows all dogs go to heaven

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strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

rthis is the only picutre she took sfdkjlfgddfs MOM this almost literally could not be worse fdkjfjkdf i love you so much

she also took a pictuer of a bluejay 

and believe it or not, a squirrel

mom vs the focus on her expensive camera vs her bad eyesight

ok i swear this is the last one but please look at this bluejay

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postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

secondbeatsongs:

secondbeatsongs:

it took me like, an hour to understand why tumblr’s logo looks Like That™, but I think I’ve figured it out

happy World Goth Day, apparently

in a fun coincidence, I painted my nails black and dyed my hair dark blue tonight, even before I knew what day it was

for archival purposes and so that this post makes sense in the future, this is what tumblr’s logo looks like today, May 22nd of the year 2021:

A lot of preps stared at the logo. Tumblr put up its middle finger at them.

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aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

zombiegumby:

onebiguniondaily:

The reality is so much worse.

So not only has he never advanced emotionally beyond a particularly bratty seven year old, he also thinks that the point of bringing a platter of cupcakes to school was so he could eat the whole thing in front of his classmates.

That explains a lot.

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Fuck this, im going home

*clips into the ground followed by muffled Gmod sounds*

loathsome:

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fivehoursofscreaming:

oh

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fivehoursofscreaming:

voretiger:

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

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