Silver Tongue

Jul 01

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you-gotta-have-blue-hair:
“dicktouching:
“brigidkeely:
“sonneillonv:
“grrspit:
“ouyangdan:
“kakaphoe:
“feministingforchange:
“aparadisereality:
“Or that people spent 30 billion dollars they didn’t have to begin with.
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overdraft fee”
I’m sorry but…...

you-gotta-have-blue-hair:

dicktouching:

brigidkeely:

sonneillonv:

grrspit:

ouyangdan:

kakaphoe:

feministingforchange:

aparadisereality:

Or that people spent 30 billion dollars they didn’t have to begin with.


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overdraft fee

I’m sorry but… who doesn’t know what an overdraft is? Is the first commenter 12?

overdraft fees are just another way to punish people for being poor or tight on money.

So, just in case someone doesn’t actually know, your typical overdraft fee works like this - if you have 25 dollars in your account, spend 26 dollars, the bank will process that amount but then charge you a fee of (typically) 35 dollars.

They’re also prone to doing really shady things like, if in the above situation you put in a deposit of 26 dollars to try and cover the amount, they will process the debit before the credit and you’ll still wind up in the hole. 

So this isn’t a situation where people are spending 30 billion dollars they didn’t have.  It’s a situation where people who literally don’t have the money to spare are being used as a source of profit.

I have worked in banking for years.  The commentator above me is correct.  The first commentator is an asshole.

Additionally, let’s say your boss is a jackass who constantly bounces checks including your paycheck! And you deposit your paycheck in your bank account without , say, going out of your way to cash it at a check cashing place and paying fees to do so then depositing the cash in your bank account, and your paycheck bounces? Because of bullshit your boss is pulling? YOU get fined. YOU. Even though it’s not your fault. And that fine, which can be $25-50 dollars, can be enough to push your account into overdraft territory! And here’s the best part. If you don’t scrape up the money to pay off the fines, you can start accruing MORE fines! Isn’t that great? Ha haaaa, so much fun!

Also: let’s consider that banks loan money to each other interest free AND get government subsidies, but that it’s virtually impossible for Random Person Off The Street to get a savings account at 2% or more interest while also being advised by innumerable financial advice columns about how fucking great compound interest is and how all they have to do is open a savings account to 5/10/15/some other imaginary percent and they’ll be rolling in the dough come retirement age. Meanwhile, banks are also charge 15+% on credit cards and mortgages and loans.

Banks will also do this super great thing where they rearrange your charges to hit you with more fees than you might have otherwise been hit with. Since they usually charge $35 per transaction in the red, they have an interest in seeing your account hit as many charges while negative as possible. Say you have $100 in your bank account, and you spend $60, $20, $15, and $50 IN THAT ORDER. By the end of the next business day, the charges will be rearranged so that instead of a single overdraft fee from going $45 over on one charge, they hit you with 3 overdraft fees for going over the same amount. Once for the $50 which put you $10 under, then again for the $20 and the $15. The end result is that now, rather than being $80 down, like you should have been, you’re $150 down ($10 + $35, $45 + $20, $65 + $35, $100 + $15, $115 + $35 = $150). So nearly double what the original hit would be.

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I don’t htink it’s overdraft but another bit of BS that banks pull is when you don’t have over 300 in your savings, they will charge you every week, causing your savings to get smaller and smaller. And the fees count as withdraws which my bank only allows 6 per month and when I go over, even more money is taken from me.

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It's called Social Anxiety...

clashingharmony:
“ applecherry108:
“ meowly-king-of-hell:
“ notawafflemaker:
“ smellofnewleaves:
“ thelegendofvriska:
“ familiaralien:
“ thelegendofvriska:
“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
”
*smashes...

clashingharmony:

applecherry108:

meowly-king-of-hell:

notawafflemaker:

smellofnewleaves:

thelegendofvriska:

familiaralien:

thelegendofvriska:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*smashes button and steps one pile of legos faster than you can say ow*

i’m pretty sure everybody reblogging my post doesn’t know how painful stepping on lego ACTUALLY IS

STEPPING ON A LEGO IS SO PAINFUL BUT COME O ITS TOTTALLY WORTH IT YOU ASSHOLE

AGGRESSIVELY STEPS ON A LEGO WITH THE DETERMINATION OF A THOUSAND SUNS 

you do realize you can also change species, right? i dunno, i think stepping on a lego is worth becoming a dragon.

you basically become a shape-shifting magical girl—your transformation sequence is stepping on the lego.

y’all are reblogging this but like

nobody said you couldn’t wear shoes

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Jun 30

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nikorys:
“agentoklahoma:
“Mmm qué dices
”
I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY
”

nikorys:

agentoklahoma:

Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

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I just got a new character and I hate his guts

mastermod:

Fucking Sal

You could always ruin his life