Silver Tongue

Jun 28

absinthenoir:
fuckrealityihaveablog:
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules #can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

The moral of the story is that when teh vampire apocalypse happens, I’m moving to italy

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meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

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davidthestrange:

#priorities

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jaimeisarainicorn:

cicerothewriter:
desireto-bethin:
fitdollproject:
happyrosanna:
find-y0ur-freedom:
inlovewithafictionalcharacter:
This is one of the most inspirational stories ever.
Oh. My. God.
Is this a true story??
It is indeed. (x) And she’s written a fantastic piece about body image. (x)
holy shit I didnt know that
This is too amazing to NOT reblog, so inspiring.
That is amazing.
Awwwwe

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kilalabunnies:

rosexknight:
fangpony:
deepseanerdlord:
That person that gets online and youre just
rosexknight
Also
dracini
a-random-mod and rainbowmod….

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animatedamerican:

gokuma:
thepreciousthing:
gracielovesjesus:
2015: Man-on-man marriage
2017: Man-on-child marriage
2019: Man-on-dog marriage
2021: Man-on-car marriage
2023: Hopefully the world ends by then tbh
Two consenting adults, be they man and woman, man and man, woman and woman, or any other combination not specified by the above, are now granted the right (as they always should have had) to enter a legally binding contract and obtain all its attached benefits.
Children cannot give consent. Children cannot legally sign contracts. Children cannot get married.
Animals cannot give consent. Animals cannot legally sign contracts. Animals cannot get married.
Optimus Prime is a sentient being and leader of the entire Autobot race and I don’t think you have any place telling him who his people can and cannot marry. If he is okay with Rewind and Chromedome or Astoria and Powerglide then you need to step off.
WELL SAID
It’s very easy to make Gracie’s mistake here if you persist in thinking of marriage as “a man and his chosen marriage object” rather than, you know, “two people choosing to marry each other.”
Says something about how some people view heterosexual marriage.

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ha-va-na:

sweetestchill:
problackgirl:
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.
REAL TALK
woah yes

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mutisija:

celesteiscute:
mutisija:
are.. people aware that you dont have to be straight to reproduce????
Can someone explain this to me? As far as I know, kids come from sperm going into an egg. How do you get a kid with only one of the two?
(Honest question I am actually confused)
bisexual woman fucks pansexual man. neither of them is straight but they can have a child.
asexual woman fucks an asexual man just because together they decided that they wanted to have a child. neither of them is straight but they still managed to reproduce.
gay trans man fucks a gay cis man. they have a child that is bilogically their own and they are still gay as fuck.
two pansexual nonbinary people fuck and they have a child. no one in this relationship is straight or cis.

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