Silver Tongue

Jun 28

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deepseanerdlord:

That person that gets online and youre just

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vultureworth:

now i can be pals with a gal in every state

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konekoling:

kirby’s rainbow curse provides practical advice for the modern artist

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assgod:

fuckregularlife:

assgod:

can’t hang with str8 men because I’m too clumsy to be around things as fragile as their masculinity

This is pathetic lol

so fragile 

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lizzymodblog:

once i’m dead and cremated i hope my ashes get in all the worst places like the inside of people’s socks and eyes and stuff

as obnoxious in death as i was in life

http://www.celestis.com/services.asp

For about $13k, you can launch your ashes into deep space and let it end up whereever it ends up. If it lands on another planet, congrats you can now annoy the fuck our of the people on that planet becuse what the fuck. If you land in a star, you can make people go blind and punch them in the face with solar radiation.

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Consent is like a traffic light.

whoopsrobots:

When they say ‘stop’, you stop.

When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.

When they say ‘go’, you go.

And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.

For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.

MY truck.

I will run you over.

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jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal.” do not go there

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