Silver Tongue

Dec 22

metal-snake:
I’m taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

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someemochick:

When you’re edgy rogue tries to assassinate a guard during an escape but roles a nat 1.

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(Source: fxaa, via unclecucky)

prokopetz:

ironically-deadinside:
prokopetz:
Generational spin-off media is like “okay, what would be the most in-character way for the previous show’s protagonist to comprehensively fail as a parent?”
I fucking HATE the good hearted loving protagonist becomes a shitty absent parent trope.
It comes up way too often
It’s the fundamental tension between the desire to build continuity and the fact that your writer’s room consists exclusively of people who hate their dads.

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Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

roseverdict:

nentuaby:
roseverdict:
nentuaby:
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED
The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.
It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.
WODJSKXNSIJXSKD

i never thought dairypunk would be the world we live in but okay

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catt-crossing:

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candyredterezii:

seikkora:

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sonneillonv:

leghorn:
dairyisntscary:
“The farmer gave most of his cows names that are associated with women! Misogyny!”
Me: …. you do… KNOW … that cows are female right…??

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pmseymourva:

The void awaits

@banishedquasiroyal your aesthetic