Silver Tongue

Jun 28

I just realized that peach isn’t nearly kidnapped as often as people make her out to be. In fact, there are more games where she is an active member than ones where she’s not.

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Holy fuck Jurassic World was good.

rosexknight:

akaipony:

I KNOW RIGHT


That ending was over the top in the most wonderful possible way.

BUT LIKE IT WASNT SUPER CHEESY LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE I LOVED IT SO MUCH!!

It was supposed to be overtehtop and campy because that’s what the first one was. It’s not meant to be taken seriously

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hashtagdion:

Anyone who says they’ve never held bigoted beliefs is 100% a liar. We get older and we learn better and we grow more understanding of the world around us. Social justice is not a contest of perfection. It’s a process of growth. That has been completely lost on this community in the past two years.

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heroictarsier:

attackoftheelevatorbadgers:

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

charlesoberonn:

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kylebobbergman:

charlesoberonn:

“I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”

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“But I like both old and new songs”

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“I also like polka?”

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This man is a treasure.

hes ableist af

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He’s clearly not

Weird Al is a pure being of light. He’s done nothing but bring joy to the world, the meanest thing he ever did was sing his parody of “Live and Let Die”. He also wore a t-shirt once that said “Atlantic Sucks” because Atlantic records didn’t want him to release “You’re Pitiful” even though James Blunt LOVED IT. 

His music also got me through some really rough times in my life because I could put on his music and just sit and giggle over fart effects and goofy lyrics.

Weird Al is an absolute treasure.

My cousin recently went to one of his concerts and he sang to her… It was very funny

weird al is freakin’ fantastic.

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rebornica:
“I found this at the thrift shop
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rebornica:

I found this at the thrift shop

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whedonesque:

Humans: Yes. We genetically engineered dinosaurs, and we will thrive. We will rule over them, and we will call it… Jurassic World.

Dinosaurs: I think we should call it your grave!

Humans: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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Sith Lightsabers

pepoluan:

meow-its-ezra-bridger:

The Sith grew past the use of lightsabers. But we continue to use them, if only to humiliate the Jedi.”  -Darth Sidious

This also goes into why the Sith use different lightsabers.

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They want to humiliate the Jedi by taking their signature weapon and altering it into something else. Changing it from it’s original finesse into something that is almost a satire. The more exaggerated the blade is, the more offensive. 

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They also use synthetic crystals because they believed that the creation of one’s crystal to suite their needs was a show a strength.

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Although lightsabers are a superior weapon, there is still nothing quite as satisfying as feeling the warm spray of blood when one cleaves through one’s enemy with a real sword.”  - Komok-DA

In short, majority of the Siths’ behavior is not to make killing Jedi easier, but rather to make it more amusing. 

Whoa. Dark Amusement, certainly.

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