I think doom guy should be allowed to finish killing all the demons in hell already so he can go spend time with his friend Isabelle from animal crossing
The fact that the chainsaw works on demons is just a lucky coincidence, he actually just wanted to help build a cabin in town
eventually doom guy and isabelle decide to swap jobs to see how it is. Doom guy is surprisingly effective at allocating the towns resources to various projects. predictably, with her experience in politics, isabelle is quite effective at dealing with demons
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
When youre trapped in the deep roads with your asshole older brother but he just keeps roasting you even tho youre dying from the blight and the only one that can save you is the stinky sewer apostate that your brother is friends with
