“remove people from your life without explaining!” this is abuse
“move on from people who did something wrong once!!” this is abuse
“abandon people you’ve known for years!!! be selfish!!!!!” this is abuse
This whole post is a giant fucking guilt trip against anyone who has ever had to cut ties with an abusive or toxic person.
Yeah it’s courteous to explain why you’re leaving, but you don’t have to especially if you don’t feel comfortable or safe telling them the bad news.
If your boyfriend punches you in the face, it’s not fucking abusive to leave him even if he only did it once.
And who gives a flying fuck how long you’ve known someone? That doesn’t mean jack if they’re mistreating you or and making you miserable.
It’s not. Fucking. Abusive. To leave someone for your own sake, it’s your prerogative to cut ties with people who hurt you or make you upset, and this post is fucking garbage. Leaving someone is incredibly hard to do and can be lifesaving, so don’t fucking guilt people for deciding what is right for their own well being.
chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end
Does that mean that among fiend fire and basilisk venom, dick drawings can destroy horcruxes?
Come to think of it, the classic “Robot looking at a schematic in the centerfold like it’s porn” gag is infinitely more fucked up than at face value. It’s a disassembled (oftentimes exploded) diagram of the internal organs of a machine. That’s not Playboy, that’s hardcore robot guro.
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