Silver Tongue

Jun 24

I BEAT YOU rebornica

I BEAT YOU rebornica

rebornica:

what does a clock do if it is hungry

It goes back four seconds

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rebornica
kilalabunnies
My dash did a thing with gay aliens

rebornica

kilalabunnies

My dash did a thing with gay aliens

just-shower-thoughts:

When a Brit says “I have a bloody nose”, it’s as if he just realized, to his surprise, that he has a nose.

Imagine Malfoy being punched in the face and then yelling that as voldemort enters the room

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troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

image

oh good god i fucked up

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the1001cranes:
“capaldicious:
“johnskylar:
“jenniferrpovey:
“ophiliae:
“cookiemonstahz:
“adventuresinlearning:
“and we are still fighting over minimum wage
”
And america tries to act so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and learn a thing or...

the1001cranes:

capaldicious:

johnskylar:

jenniferrpovey:

ophiliae:

cookiemonstahz:

adventuresinlearning:

and we are still fighting over minimum wage

And america tries to act so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and learn a thing or two from these other countries.

YOUTH PARLIAMENT?! HECK YA!

I like the youth parliament idea, implemented at the local level. A youth county board, as it were. Give kids a say in their own community and they might actually be able to improve it.

I also think it might be an interesting idea for every school board to have a student representative, high school age.

Oh, I think I know the reason!

  1. Nearly everyone is white and everyone benefits from a history of colonialist exploitation
  2. Nearly everyone is white and everyone benefits from a history of colonialist exploitation
  3. Return to #1.

Plus they have a lot of refineries for Russian and Norse oil.

Literally these countries are SO white that they don’t even track the percentage of ethnic and racial minorities because the numbers are too small.

When you’re a monoculture it’s a hell of a lot easier to pretend your politics are about helping others, because everyone is like you.

I’m so tired of tumblr holding up Scandinavian countries as utopias.

Ex-fucking-cuse me.

“Nearly everyone is white and everyone benefits from a history of colonialist exploitation.”

Research wouldn’t hurt.

You might want to know that up until 1917, Finland was not a country of its own but fully under Russian rule. Before that, under Swedish rule. Before 1860, the year we were made mostly autonomous, we were basically a colony ourselves with no right to govern our own regions, collect our own taxes or have a say in Sweden’s or Russia’s politics. Our language and culture was looked down upon. The ethnically Finnish population was poor, oppressed and pretty much entirely without say in anything regarding our own country. Up until 1902 Finnish wasn’t even an official language in Finland, and even after that Russian was the official language of our parliament until we finally became independent.

And if you want some slavery and strife, of course there have been things like Isoviha: Russians invaded Finland (which belonged to Sweden at the time), slaughtered tons of Finns and shipped about 20 000 of us off to become slaves. For contrast, our population was only 350 000 at the time. The Swedes just sorta shrugged and went “Not our problem”, since, you know, we weren’t Swedes. Then Pikkuviha, another period of Russian invasion.
How about the first and second Sortokausi? Even the name means “era of oppression”. The Russians decided that Finland had it too well and started to forcefully suppress Finnish nationalist movements, shipping people off to Siberia, replacing Finnish officials with Russian ones, making Russian the only official language in Finland - basically trying to destroy the Finnish culture and fully integrate Finland into Russia.

So I’d hardly say that we benefited from colonialist exploitation.

So yeah, sure, we’re white. But it doesn’t fucking matter because we never have lived in a country where whiteness was ever of any benefit. In Finland (and most of Europe anyways) being oppressed has always had everything to do with your ethnicity instead of the colour of your skin. We never had a single colony, we never invaded a single country, slavery has always been illegal here - even when we were a part of Russia where slavery was common. Sure, we have less than 1% of PoC - but please tell me why the fuck does that matter? It didn’t save us from being a god damn colony.

And of course I left out shit like the eradication of our native religion but hey, we’re white so it doesn’t matter anyway right?

It must be lovely to sit on your high horse there in the USA and think you know a single thing about the racial and/or cultural dynamics in Europe. Just because the crackers of your precious country fucked up doesn’t mean that you get the right to shit on minorities (population of Finland: 5 000 000. Contrast that with the USA) and ignore the rapid developement of Finland from pretty much nothing, a country 100% dependent on agriculture and wood, to one of the world’s most educated, most liberal, most egalitarian and most technologically advanced countries in less than 100 years. And all of this without benefiting from “third-world” countries or colonies, without wars or conquest, without aggressive foreign policies. Unlike the fucking USA.

Fuck you & do your research.

#BREAKING NEWS: AMERICA SHOCKED TO LEARN THAT ENTIRE WORLD AND ITS SOCIOPOLITICAL STRUCTURE AND HISTORY DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND THEIRS #JOIN US AT 7 WHERE WE UNVEIL EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF A BALD EAGLE SCREAMING WITH CONFUSION (dyfm)

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eridannyboy:
“sushinfood:
“ianstagram:
“Happy Straight Pride everyone!
”
Please do not use the absolute real terror that this woman is going through in order to make a statement about heterosexuality. This woman is horrified and this man is...

eridannyboy:

sushinfood:

ianstagram:

Happy Straight Pride everyone!

Please do not use the absolute real terror that this woman is going through in order to make a statement about heterosexuality. This woman is horrified and this man is dangerous. Shows like this make mistakes with lives. This is so much more than something that should be reduced to a quip.

Look at this:

The petition alleges “there were two threats by Ryan to kill her. One of those threats was captured on a live microphone on the set while there was a filming of Married at First Sight,” says Rapaport, who confirmed the show offered Castro, 30, a security detail after the taping of the show’s reunion.

According to the New York Post, which obtained a copy of the sealed petition, De Nino, 29, told Castro: “I will break you into f—ing pieces, I will break your dad into pieces. I will make your whole family disappear – and your f—ing dog-ass sister’s boyfriend.”

Please. Please do not stop being angry about the benefits that heterosexual people have in being able to marry and divorce as they will. Never stop being angry about it. But do not mock women in real situations of horror like this. Do not trample them with your anger. Being under horrific threats like this is no joke.

ok wait reblogging again because this one is actually kind of important

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spentingarrulity:
“manicpixiemommy:
“karmambulance:
“twisteddoodles:
“How to respond to the question ‘Are they twins?’
”
manicpixiemommy this made me think of you lol
”
ive literally said the different dad thing but like, seriously.
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Adding from my...

spentingarrulity:

manicpixiemommy:

karmambulance:

twisteddoodles:

How to respond to the question ‘Are they twins?’

manicpixiemommy this made me think of you lol

ive literally said the different dad thing but like, seriously.

Adding from my brother: “You see it too??”

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deviantartwhy:
“remember the black and white wings that almost everyone did?
”
I blame yugioh

deviantartwhy:

remember the black and white wings that almost everyone did?

I blame yugioh

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primadonna-gavin:
“ spoonspoonfork:
“ alskylark:
“ lizzymodblog:
“ dizorthegnome:
“ superpsyguy:
“ In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…
There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!
” ”
Hold it!
Wikipedia and...

primadonna-gavin:

spoonspoonfork:

alskylark:

lizzymodblog:

dizorthegnome:

superpsyguy:

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!


Hold it!

Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!

You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.

Since,

HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case

oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE

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