Silver Tongue

Jun 19

i should draw agents 1 and 2 from splatoon

Anyone else notice that twitter is basically just tumblr with all the bullshit condensed into one sentence/fragment

slimeportal:

I can’t be the only one who noticed

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lookatthislittlething:
“So this person made a miniature diorama of a Newfoundland bar and put birdseed in it so birds would come and hang out. At the bar.
And then this person put a camera in front of it so you can watch it 24 hours a day, if you...

lookatthislittlething:

So this person made a miniature diorama of a Newfoundland bar and put birdseed in it so birds would come and hang out. At the bar.

And then this person put a camera in front of it so you can watch it 24 hours a day, if you want. Maybe you will catch the birds singing karaoke?

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timekiller-s:
“sandandglass:
“Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:
I didn’t do my job today. I’ve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run or this...

timekiller-s:

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:

I didn’t do my job today. I’ve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run or this wasn’t such a common occurrence, maybe I could have pulled out of the spiral. But I didn’t.

I honestly have nothing other than just sadness once again that we have to peer into the abyss of the depraved violence that we do to each other and the nexus of a just gaping racial wound that will not heal yet we pretend doesn’t exist. I’m confident though, that by acknowledging it – by staring into that and seeing it for what it is…We still won’t do jack shit. Yeah, that’s us. And that’s the part that blows my mind.

I don’t want to get into the political argument of guns and things. What blows my mind is the disparity of response between when we think people that are foreign are going to kill us and us killing ourselves…

If this had been what we thought was Islamic terrorism, it would fit into our [narrative]. We invaded two countries and spent trillions of dollars and [lost] thousands of American lives and now fly unmanned death machines over like five or six different counties, all to keep Americans safe. We’ve got to do whatever we can – we’ll torture people. We’ve got to do whatever we can to keep Americans safe. But nine people shot in a church, what about that? “Hey, what are you going go to do? Crazy is as crazy is, right?”

That’s the part that I cannot, for the life of me, wrap my head around. And you know it’s gonna go down the same path. “This is a terrible tragedy.” They are already using the nuanced language of lack of effort for this.

This is a terrorist attack. This is a violent attack on the Emanuel Church in South Carolina which is a symbol for the black community. It has stood in that part of Charleston for a hundred and some years and has been attacked viciously many times – as many black churches have. And to pretend that – I heard someone on the news say – “tragedy has visited this church”. This wasn’t a tornado. This was a racist. This was a guy with a Rhodesia badge on his sweater. So the idea that – I hate to even use this pun – but this one is black and white. There’s no nuance here. And we’re gonna keep pretending like, “I don’t get it, what happened. This one guy lost his mind.”

But we are steeped in that culture in this country and we refuse to recognize it. And I cannot believe how hard people are working to discount it. In South Carolina, the roads that people drive on are named for Confederate generals who fought to keep black people from being able to drive freely on that road. That’s insanity. That’s racial wallpaper. You can’t allow that.

Nine people were shot in a black church by a white guy who hated them – who wanted to start some kind of civil war. The Confederate flag flies over South Carolina and the roads are named for Confederate generals. And the white guy is the one who feels his country’s being taken away from him. We’re bringing it on ourselves.

And that’s the thing – Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS – they’re not shit compared to the damage that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis.

Reblogged without comment as I believe it speaks for itself.

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fiercefatfeminist:
“To all of the people that flooded my inbox yesterday saying he wasn’t a terrorist because there were no political motivations behind his attack. Big middle finger up to all ya’ll
”
Don’t forget the sources

fiercefatfeminist:

To all of the people that flooded my inbox yesterday saying he wasn’t a terrorist because there were no political motivations behind his attack. Big middle finger up to all ya’ll

Don’t forget the sources

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disgustinganimals:
“WE LITERALLY DON’T HAVE ANYTHING IN YOUR SIZES
”

disgustinganimals:

WE LITERALLY DON’T HAVE ANYTHING IN YOUR SIZES

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goddessolga:

i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

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so i just

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im sorry.

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fangsartworkshop asked: I followed you because I saw your asks a lot on discord whooves and all sorts of other blogs, so I went to your blog, read 300 pages, liked it, and followed you

Wow, I’m surprised you got all the way to 300.  I mean, mos of my crap is reblogs with nothing added. Unless it’s political or I could make a pun.

On a side note, I have 1643 pages as of this post.

tenaflyviper:

rubyfruitjumble:

tigro-spottystripes:

lbpqs:

this is a reminder to all girls who like girls that your attraction isn’t creepy or bad. you’re not betraying a friend or being “pervy” if you’re attracted to her. you’re not objectifying girls by being attracted to them. you’re fine

Boys who like girls need to be told this too. Hell, girls who are liked by boys need to hear this about those boys as well.

You need to be fed to wolves. Wolves need to be informed of your location

Is this person fucking serious?  This is seriously how you want to represent yourself to others?  By telling someone making a very true statement that they need to be fed to wolves? 

Rubyfruitjumble, congratulations.  You will be officially added to the list of “What is Horribly, Horribly Wrong with Tumblr”.

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