Silver Tongue

Jan 31

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this post has asbestos reblog to kill ur followers

More like reblog to make your blog fireproof and absolutely safe with no downsides

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I believe in all new age magic stuff especially evil magic. I believe that you can completely summon a demon and talk to it using tutorials you see in a Discord server called Grove of the Shadows where everyone’s username is like 𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖊 in dark purple and the server has a dedicated channel for talking about weed. This is real to me. However I believe that Hecate takes away all your powers the instant you try to defend yourself from anyone making fun of you

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next week im gonna be playing as a smol cat wizard in dnd. her name is Jaspers

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I laughed way too hard at this

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

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What gives you the right to tax him 50%?

because billionaires dont make money. they steal it from their underpaid employess

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i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telekinesis/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit

Catch me using the force to impale someone with 8346896 color pencils on the roof of the library while an 80′s bop plays

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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are.

“So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?”

“We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

beast boy pushed the button

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