Silver Tongue

Jun 15

aimmyarrowshigh:

i mean i get that the entire theme of the franchise is “this is a terrible idea” but

if there were a real jurassic park/world

i’d totally go

i’d die

but i’d totally go

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pinkmansteddybear:
“ tiger-eyed-girl:
“ you-know-i-m-a-dreamer:
“ sinfulmachine:
“ it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do
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WHY IS THIS A THING
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my friend did this last year and the...

pinkmansteddybear:

tiger-eyed-girl:

you-know-i-m-a-dreamer:

sinfulmachine:

it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do

WHY IS THIS A THING

my friend did this last year and the principle saw him but instead of yelling at him he actually just laughed

HALLWAY SWIMMINGG

But look at it rotated!

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kid-lying:

“bisexuals have straight passing privilege”
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.

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troylerphandommerry:

stormyletters:

featherquiills:

prettyoddasnineintheafternoon:

thetruthboutmylies:

is0lated-system:

littlemisspartyhardy:

sunpeach:

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

I make you sad and sexually frustrated

I write sins not tragedies

I’m a preacher sweating in the pews

I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

Im just a boy not a hero

I’m masquerading as a man with a reason

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4poc4lyps3-v1s1on4ry:

deadmomjokes:

purrypixel:

princess-shatter:

dear-bunni:

robina-otaku:

eezybree:

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

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thirdst-saint:
“Day 121: They have accepted me as one of the boys.
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thirdst-saint:

Day 121: They have accepted me as one of the boys.

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acemisterawesome:
“Day 29: They have accepted me into their group. I shall get a clown car soon. If only he doesn’t return.
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acemisterawesome:

Day 29: They have accepted me into their group. I shall get a clown car soon. If only he doesn’t return.

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jestre:
“a-random-mod:
“thedenofravenpuff:
“adurot:
“gunrunnersarsenal:
“fisherpon:
“that looks like the least hygenic videogame of all time
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unless everyone brings their own “controller” ”
This is a world where most inhabitants alternate between...

jestre:

a-random-mod:

thedenofravenpuff:

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

fisherpon:

that looks like the least hygenic videogame of all time

unless everyone brings their own “controller”…

This is a world where most inhabitants alternate between handling objects with their feet and mouths. I don’t think they have the same concerns about hygiene that we do.

Shouldn’t we worry more about a stallion covered in goo and another stallion sporting a pedo-stash watching a young colt playing with his tongue?

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That’s the one who likes tons of jelly, the one who’s too young and I think the one who’s too flashy. They were all in the hearts and hooves song.

Isn’t the flashy one Button’s dad possibly?

Headcanon accepted

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