I forgot that Minerva McGonagall’s Patronus was HERSELF.
Only McGonagall can protect McGonagall.
3 PATRONUSES
Like a boss
where’s the gif of snape pulling out his wand and a few students stand back but McGonagall pulls her wand out and all the students get as far back as possible?
remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear
Can the pheonix wright fandom do something with this?
Does anyone remember that one show where it was pokemon but with living fast food instead of pokemon and their theme song was the cancan?
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Anonymous asked: fallout trivia!
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Benny’s execution attempt at the start of New Vegas could not have been planned worse.
So he shoots you in the head with his gun, Maria. Realistically, sure, you’d be dead, but in this game’s world, you walking away is perfectly logical.
It is literally impossible for Maria to kill the player in one shot when you calculate its damage using the game’s engine. Even at level 1, Endurance 1, no armour, and assuming Benny has 100 points in the Guns skill (which he doesn’t), it still doesn’t do enough damage to kill, even with the critical and headshot bonuses. Maria is simply too weak.
All it would have taken is for him to put a couple extra shots in. I mean, he still tried to bury you alive, but come on, Benny. A couple of strangers go to the graveyard in the middle of the night and you think nobody from Goodsprings will investigate?
Not to mention the route that the courier was going would have killed him. They would have had to get through bandits, deathclaws and radscorpions to get to the destination. Not only did Benny fail to kill the courier with bad planning but he also inadvertently saved his life.
you know when you want to find a song, and you only know the one lyric?
And like you cant search by just that lyric
because apparently there is a very popular rap song with that lyric as the title
and you know the tune
but absolutely nothing can identify it
and you know the fucking song exists because you hear it at work all the damn time
fuck
This happened to me once and I could not for the life of me remember what it was but on a whim a few weeks after I forgot about it, I searched up a song and found that it was the thing.
