I’m sorry but if you don’t think that James Sirius Potter, when told to be serious responded with ‘well sirius is my middle name’ than you are sadly mistaken
The cable people are here and I keep offering them waffles and they look concerned and I should not be an adult
“Mam you do not need to feed us” IM SORRY ITS ALL I KNOW
My parents didn’t ever actually teach how to adult. The only things I learned were to hoard plastic bags within plastic bags and that whenever there is a person in your house you feed them