Silver Tongue

Jun 12

• Parts of Tumblr: *drives away x-kit guy*
• Parts of Tumblr: *demonizes Markiplier*
• Parts of Tumblr: *accuses John Green of pedophilia*
• Parts of Tumblr: *sends death threats to minors based on being cis or white*
• Parts of Tumblr: *separates and divides itself into hate communities based on color of skin or sexual orientation*
• Parts of Tumblr: *too lazy to do a five second Google search to discredit bad information*
• Me: And yet some of you are still up your own ass and don't see a problem?

Jun 11

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

I eat my popcorn like a fly.

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exorcisingevilfromeve:

fictioningrey:

When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.

Need. 

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• friend: awww, whose a good sinner? whose a good sinner?
• me: ??????????????????????????????
• friend: its you!
• me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rare phobias

dennys:

• whiplipophobia - fear of getting whipped cream on your upper lip after taking a sip of your hot chocolate
  
• barenachophobia - fear of finding a nacho with no toppings on it
  
• bacondorophobia - fear of a condor swooping down to steal your breakfast meat
  
• omeleternityophobia - fear of death by omelettes
  
• slamesthesiaphobia - fear of being knocked unconscious by your grand slam
  
• panrachnophia - fear of finding a spider the size of a pancake and twice as delicious

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Reblog if you are Nintendo trash

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oatmeal:

Thanks to Ryan Martin for sending this in. There’s more here.

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