Silver Tongue

Jun 10

partychance:
*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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dekutree:

theproblematicblogger:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hah

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seethedivide:

Imagine meeting in Fallout 4 some random guy, who says “My wife is dead” when you try to talk to him.
That’s it. It’s the only interaction.

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the-vengeful-crobat:

flirtyfawn:
I hate living in Texas.
Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

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The Character Wardrobe Meme

pony-floof:

sephiramy:
Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)
DRAW YOUR CHARACTER WEARING…
Underwear
Casual clothes
Work uniform
Night clothes
Swimwear
Formal gala garb
Lounging, lazy-time stuff
A party outfit
Date night threads
Something outdoorsy
Interview outfit
Tourist/travel wear
A costume!
Their sick day scrubs
Summer clothes
Winter clothes
Um, spring clothes?
Why not - fall clothes!
Workout wear
Last minute throw-ons
The most expensive thing they own
A fig leaf
Feel free to add, subtract, or alter as you please to fit your character bunch!

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My favorite mechanics in video games

Skyrim: Shoving 46 potatoes in a stranger's pocket
Fallout New Vegas: Uppercutting a guy's head into the stratosphere
Bioshock Infinite: Eating hot dogs out of the garbage
GTA V: Burning your friend alive with a flare gun
Borderlands: Equipping a powerful shield and just fucking sitting in lava.

If I was a fictional character, how would the fandom misinterpret me?

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