man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets
‘commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms’
‘excellent. elaborate please’
‘all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space’
‘what the fuck’
imagine these guys trying to be really polite about it because for some reason the bipeds really enjoy harboring these strange freeloading carnivores. an alien warlord meeting some diplomat’s cat and being all tentatively like ‘ah… yes. your parasite is remarkably large and complacent. you are no doubt a very well-used host and oh my stars don’t let it touch me no no NO.’
“but what function do they serve”
“well sometimes they catch pests or protect us from intruders”
“ah I see very sensible”
“but mostly we just hug them whether they want us to or not”
“…………what the fuck”
But no, imagine them thinking the cat is the owner of the home because the human brings them food, entertains them and cleans out their crap?
rosethealchemist asked: Hey, sorry for that long winded message I sent you yesterday. I just couldn't take the stress of not know if you were joking or not anymore. You probably were. Were you? Sorry but can I just know this once for certain weither or not you were joking.
I was joking sort of. If I was given the chance to consume human flesh with no consequence, I would.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Your curse won’t only effect you. The universe will have racists kill some innocent onion farmer and turn his lover into an outlaw all so she can rob you shortly after you make a fortune.
as requested by /ink/, i’ve translated this short manga by @ryosanbot
i’ll be continuing to fulfill requests as they come to me, and hopefully i’ll remember to post them here too if i don’t you can also double check my twitter or the /ink/ threads
