Silver Tongue

Jun 06

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vertigoats:

infermon:

in Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. and then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. one automobile birthed another automobile. 

when Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “i’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. the car responds by saying “right. and mine is developing iPhone apps” before winking. not only is this a poorly placed pop cultural reference, but they have iPhones in this world. smartphones. Cars can hold mobile phones and use them and use their touch screen for various uses.

in Cars 2 there is a Pope. The pope is a car in a pope hat. he rides around in a Popemobile. a CAr is riding in another car. they make reference to the Popemobile. “is the Popemobile Catholic?”, Mater says as a “well duhhh” moment, much like our saying, “Is the Pope catholic?”. presumably this means the Popemobile is employed and must be specifically Catholic in order to be the chauffeur and carrier to the regular pope. Also, Catholicism is in this Universe. this means that there must have been an actual Jesus Christ car. also they mention at one point that gasoline is a “fossil fuel. as in dead dinosaurs!” so there must have been dinosaurs at one point in the Cars universe but were they actual dinosaurs or car dinosaurs how did this civilsation start how did the 

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Now I am interested

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nyehwweh:
“helmhammerhand:
“And the award for the most in character cosplay goes to…
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LISTEN ASSASSINS CREED COSPLAYERS ARE FUCKING HARDCORE
WHENEVER I GO TO ANY CONVENTION ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IN EITHER FULL OR ALMOST FULL COSTUME LITERALLY GO SCALE...

nyehwweh:

helmhammerhand:

And the award for the most in character cosplay goes to…

LISTEN ASSASSINS CREED COSPLAYERS ARE FUCKING HARDCORE

WHENEVER I GO TO ANY CONVENTION ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IN EITHER FULL OR ALMOST FULL COSTUME LITERALLY GO SCALE WALLS AND SIT IN RIDICULOUSLY HIGH PLACES

THE LAST TIME I WENT TO A CON A GUY IN FULL EZIO COSPLAY CLIMBED ON TOP OF A GODDAMN BUILDING WITH NO LADDERS NO ROPES NO NOTHING EXCEPT HIS BARE HANDS AND BALLS OF FUCKING DIAMOND

It may be because I’m really lazy but I wanna get the kind of jacket that the modern assasins had and do it.

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yungtraplvrd:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

better yet, the mom reads the guy’s texts to him so he can feel as uncomfortable hearing them as the women had felt receiving them

SOMEONE START THIS SHOW IMMEDIATELY

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nonbinarygamzee:

remember the post that was like ‘youre going to regret who you were when you were 14’ and someone replied woth ‘what? regret being a superwholockian tumblrer >:3. i dont think so’

do you think they regret it yet

I remember them saying that they actually do

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aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

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fnaf-bunsy:

zicygomar:

gearholder:

pembrokewkorgi:

talk-crafty-to-me:

possumagic:

ok but

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I am their fury

I am their patience

I am their carbonation

More reason why Dr. Pepper is the best soda.

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“Great. You’re both out? And you’re fizzed again? Why? Mixing is just a cheap tactic to make bad sodas taste better. Quit embarrassing yourselves! I’ve seen what you really are.“

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