do you ever just stop and think wow what the fuck these things are real and they exist in the world like what this shit ain’t just a picture it is actually literally a thing somewhere
Yeah this is in Yellowstone national park man. It’s good, you should go sometime.
I’ve been here and it smells really bad
but it look cool doe
Fun fact about these pools: the bluer the color the hotter it is. The red rim is the coolest part and the blue is the hottest. (THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD TOUCH THE RED RIM IT IS STILL SCALDING HOT)
Fun fact: if you touch the blue part it won’t even hurt. The skin of your hand will just come right off like a loose glove.
The colors are produced by a form of bacteria so old and so alien to anything modern that it only survives at temperatures that kill any other known life.
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Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
wait
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Marth’s waking up…but maybe not quick enough. So who gets him first? Wario or Jigglypuff? I was tempted to stuff even more characters into this, but it really would have just got confusing. I’ll just have to do more Smash Bros stuff to do more of my favorites. At least I got a couple bits of random. Everybody wants nothing to do with Wario’s “attack”…for…many reasons. Mario: “O_O” Samus: “…Nope”.
I don’t think wario is gonna enjoy landing on the sword. or maybe he will. I’m not here to judge.
I think I might need Tech Support.
This is no longer in the scope of tech support.
The power of the holy spirit and a really good exorcist is what you need.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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