Silver Tongue

Jan 30

vereverve:

the mighty nein is mostly twinks. i’m sorry but it’s reality. yasha and jester are fucking shredded but everyone else has strengths of 11 or 10. it’s hard to see fjord as a twink cause travis is so fucking huge and gives fjord that deep ass southern drawl but it’s a front. he has the same strength as nott, a literal 3′ goblin. caleb crawled out of a fucking sewer. molly is a power bottom. i love our futch beau but i can’t imagine monks are incredibly jacked. they all rely on the muscles of yasha and jester to protect them. i’m so sorry but it’s true.

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astrolunos:
“yasha and the death blossoms
… and caduceus
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astrolunos:

yasha and the death blossoms
… and caduceus

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dungeonqueering:

sockablock:

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this might be my favorite thing that i have ever stumbled across

This is very very good

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moonlandingwasfaked:
“ exeggcute:
“ suppermariobroth:
“An unused object found in the code of Super Mario 64 is a red coin that is programmed to always move a certain distance ahead of Mario, appearing to always be out of his reach. This was...

moonlandingwasfaked:

exeggcute:

suppermariobroth:

An unused object found in the code of Super Mario 64 is a red coin that is programmed to always move a certain distance ahead of Mario, appearing to always be out of his reach. This was presumably intended to be used as a trap to lure Mario into dangerous situations.
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this is so sinister… mario’s torment

Sisyphus

how dare you imply mario has syphilis

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overthinkinglotr:

I love how Aragorn’s reaction to the hobbits asking for second breakfast is to completely cave

He tosses Merry and Pippin apples

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And then after they make it through the marshes, Aragorn brings back an eNTIRE DEER for them all to eat

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My headcanon is that Aragorn was just like:

Pippin: What about SECOND breakfast?

Aragorn: *realizes he’d underestimated how much hobbits eat and didn’t bring enough food stores*

Aragorn: *stares at Pippin with his trademark face of exhausted disapproval*

Aragorn: *tiredly begins hunting for enough food to give the hobbits 7 meals a day*

was this before or after they ate an entire magic cookie that a single bite is supposed to feed a grown man for 10 days

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afallenwolf:

heyjude-it-s-bobbymcgee:

eternal-fractal:

eternal-fractal:

eternal-fractal:

eternal-fractal:

Broke: sci-fi technology, plasma weapons, lightsabers, lasers, and more will most likely always be fiction

Woke: tech youtubers have literally created plasma laser guns because they wanted to make an irl plasma laser gun from a videogame they like

you guys know i’m not fucking kidding in the slightest right.

this dude created a working plasma laser canon based on an overwatch weapon

also made a lightsaber

this dude was able to turn a microwave into a low tech microwave gun

the dude again made a cryo gun

HERES AN INTERVIEW FROM A NEWS STATION, OF THIS GUY LIFTING A TRUCK WITH HIS EXOSKELETON

AND THIS ISN’T IT. THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THIS, ABSOLUTE, FUCKING MAD GENIUS HAS DONE.

THIS FUCKER HAS MADE A LITERAL FUCKING ROCKET HAMMER.

GRAPPLING HOOKS

PLASMA RIFLES

A GOD DAMN EXOSKELETON, THAT LETS HIM LIFT CARS WITH EASE

SPIDER MAN GRADE SUCTION CUPS

STILL NOT DONE

THIS FUCKER MADE A JET SPRINTER IN ONE FUCKING DAY,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, YOU KNOW WHAT HUGE FUCKING PROJECT HE’S DOING RIGHT NOW?

HE’S CREATING A LITERAL FUCKING, FUNCTIONING MECH SUIT, AND HE’S GOTTEN THE CLAMPS DOWN SO FAR

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET.

THEY ARE CREATING THEIR OWN BUISNESS, AND THEY’RE HIRING.

The nerds are getting powerful

The meek shall inherit….

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midnight-spectrum-again:
“ saintkathryn:
“ belligerentbagel:
“ pilambdaod:
“ xekstrin:
“ pilambdaod:
“ bengali-babe:
““Colorism isn’t real.” ”
Colorism? Wow because the term “racism” is so blase.
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pilambdaod Colorism specifically refers to people of...

midnight-spectrum-again:

saintkathryn:

belligerentbagel:

pilambdaod:

xekstrin:

pilambdaod:

bengali-babe:

“Colorism isn’t real.”

Colorism? Wow because the term “racism” is so blase.

pilambdaod Colorism specifically refers to people of their own race valuing lighter skin over darker skin. For example in latina culture, valuing “good” straight hair over “pelo malo” or bad, curly hair.

Racism would imply we’re talking about at least two different races here; colorism specifically is about racist ideals within one race, people of one race policing others appearance within their own race. 

(since this is an indian book, presumably made by indian people for indian children to read, depicting a light skinned indian woman as more beautiful than a dark skinned one, it’s colorism.)

One of those is clearly Caucasian the other Indian.

Creating random new “isms” only makes legitimate grievances seem petty and stupid.

“One of those is clearly Caucasian”

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Aishwarya Rai, Kareena Kapoor, Kangana Ranaut 

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Karisma Kapoor, Shruti Haasan, Zarine Khan

All actresses/models born in India to parents who were also born in India (or Pakistan), in a narrow view of “race.” 

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If a Papua New Guinean hooks up with a Swedish person all you get is a human.  There’s no new thing you’re going to get. You just get a human. 

Bill Nye: Race is a Human Construct (and don’t look at the comments; it’s the usual cesspool of bigots) 

Ideas on “race” have been in slow development over the years, but colourism is a real thing (often with roots in imperialism, especially as Western ideas of beauty began to intrude upon countries). 

The 100 Years of Beauty: Philippines has a jarring jump where April Villanueva (who has light/medium-toned skin) gets her skin darkened for the 1910s-20s aesthetic, then becomes powder-white when US/European colonial interests make a stronger influence on Philippine society in the 1930s (more in the research video). 

Two more examples of skin tone variation between famous women in countries where colourism has become prevalent in celebrity culture (ie, it was a lot harder finding photos of a dark-skinned Korean actress than a light-skinned one): 

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Koreans: Song Hye-kyo and Lee Hyori 

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Filipinos: Valerie Garica and Nicole Scherzinger (active in the US; Filipino father, Hawaiian/Samoan-Russian mother) 

Variation in skin colour across a “race” is as real as variation in eye colour (”oh, you have brown eyes? I guess you’re not a real Caucasian”). 

Colourism also pervades a lot of modern beauty marketing. 

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What’s underneath your dark skin? A prettier, lighter version of yourself! Everyone should strive to be more fair and lovely because only then you’ll be happy with your flesh prison!! 

tl;dr colourism exists and isn’t some bogeyman made up by “”es jay double-ews,”” and if you’re the person bemoaning how it “delegitimizes racism” then it’s likely you actually don’t care about racism at all and are just trying to devalue the arguments with the classic “but so-and-so people have it worse! how could you be so self-centered and selfish??” 

Also “colorism” was coined by Alice Walker in 1982. This is not some new internet fad.

There’s so much going on here

(Source: feministkutti, via robustquestioner)

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