obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:
But why the last one though
what am I not gettingI can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years
Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description)
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.
I lost my shit at 21
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST
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Actual Game grumps
This is pretty damn accurate.
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Haha not bad right? Just needs to cool~
they look like honeycombs
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as pride season rolls around let me remind fellow het-partnered bisexual people:
Pride really isn’t for you, so don’t act like you deserve to be there as much lesbians and gay men. Really, just don’t go at all, because there are no resources there that are for you. what are you proud of? being in the relationship literally everyone expects you to be in and that introduces no actual oppression into your life?
but at the very least, if you must go (and god knows hell nor high water will stop you) please, please, please
don’t
bring
your
het
partner
^^^^
THANK YOU.
This just in- Bisexuals not welcome at Pride. I guess I’ve been reading LGBT wrong this entire time.
Hi.
CHECK YOURSELVES.
Don’t cut people out of a community because we aren’t “gay enough” for you.
Pride is a chance for everyone in the community to come together and SUPPORT EACH OTHER.
This ain’t a competition it’s PRIDE. ITS SHOWING PRIDE IN OUR IDENTITIES. DONT TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY AWAY FROM PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PUT YOURSELVES ON A PEDESTAL WITH A GOLD FUCKING MEDAL FOR HAVING IT THE WORST.And all that aside. Pride is for the whole lgbtq community and its supporters.
Christ.What do you people think the B in LGBTQ+ stands for? Bumblebees? Brussels sprouts???
Biphobia at its very finest
Should we also mention pans and demis and polys that are with people of the opposite gender?
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- The game takes place in a post-apocalyptic setting with humanity having been wiped out by rising sea levels and sea-life having evolved to live on land.
- The Squid Sisters Callie and Mari are, in fact, cousins.
- The Squid Sisters are not “fresh” inklings as they are shown much younger when their careers began. They may be 17 or 18 years old.
- Cap’n Cuttlefish is the grandfather of the Squid Sisters
- Judd is over 10,000 years old, having been alive before the extinction of humanity.
Wait, if the good cap'n is the grandfather to teh squid sisters, then that means they are cousins to the weapons merchant.
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•BISEXUALITY IS NOT A PHASE
•FEMINISM IS NOT ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN MEN
•RAPE IS NOT ENJOYABLE
•SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE
•ANXIETY IS NOT “CUTE”
•EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT A BODY TYPE
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And the award for the most in character cosplay goes to…
LISTEN ASSASSINS CREED COSPLAYERS ARE FUCKING HARDCORE
WHENEVER I GO TO ANY CONVENTION ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IN EITHER FULL OR ALMOST FULL COSTUME LITERALLY GO SCALE WALLS AND SIT IN RIDICULOUSLY HIGH PLACES
THE LAST TIME I WENT TO A CON A GUY IN FULL EZIO COSPLAY CLIMBED ON TOP OF A GODDAMN BUILDING WITH NO LADDERS NO ROPES NO NOTHING EXCEPT HIS BARE HANDS AND BALLS OF FUCKING DIAMOND
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[video]
Everyone asks if you’re a kid or a squid but no one asks if you’re an octopus or a dad
Its because the octopi are terrorists in splatoon