Silver Tongue

Jun 04

aunteeblazer:
“ sparkly-candy:
“ Nemo can’t stand your romance
”
im laughing so hard holy shit omg
”

aunteeblazer:

sparkly-candy:

Nemo can’t stand your romance

im laughing so hard holy shit omg

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dduane:
“The rules of the Road Runner’s characterization, by Chuck Jones.
”

dduane:

The rules of the Road Runner’s characterization, by Chuck Jones.

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sweet-poni:

Dodododododo~

This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold

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slightlykylie:

peppylilspitfuck:

castformi:

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

I"m still trying to find out where the AU part comes in

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tavr0ss:

tavr0ss:

CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW AND I’M NOT FEELING FESTIVE ENOUGH IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE 350,000 CANDY CANES UP MY ASSHOLE

who the fuck is reblogging this in june

I agree, I always hate it when people set up for christmas when halloween is just around the corner

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gayrockaliensaremylifenow:

totallynotadreadwolf:

queer-eye-for-the-hawkguy:

deans-missing-heterosexuality:

sleightofpencil:

pastelsandpunkrock:

prospitans:

angryspacedorito:

last night i had a dream gay people could only walk backwards

by extension, straight people can only walk forward. bisexuals can walk forwards and backwards, and pansexuals can go any direction.

asexuals just stand there, staring. watching.

this post literally explained sexualities to me thank you

So…with demisexuals, do they just stand there like asexuals until someone pulls them along?

And polysexuals can walk in some directions, but not all of ‘em. Will vary from poly to poly.

THANK YOU, DEMI INCLUSIVE POST

All I can imagine is the Demisexual just standing there until they decide “yes this one is adequate” and jump onto the back of the passerby to be carried off into the distance

that’s probably more accurate….

A POLY AND DEMI INCLUSIVE POST THIS IS A MIRACLE

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robertwmanion:

SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD

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foxylester:

uglyasanalibi:

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

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dionysus is also the god of wine and he’s constantly shitfaced if you needed any more relatability

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azula-griffon:

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Originally posted by yodiscrepo

the gif thing works

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