I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….
it’s better when you’ve seen the post before the comic was actually made because you didn’t think it could be improved by any means
everybody talks about the possibility of alien races being huge leaps ahead of us in terms of technology but what if they were just slightly ahead of us in the most infuriating way
What if they just had GPSs with correct pronunciation
When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to seek satisfaction and fulfillment elsewhere.
Because as an adult, this pervasive notion that there exists a perfect path for everyone, that people should love what they do, and that work is meant to function as a vehicle for fulfilling a person’s grand life destiny is not only inaccurate for many of us, it can be toxic.
The ideal is so ingrained that I have to remind myself constantly I’m not a failure because I don’t adore my job, and because I’m not rocking the world with my work. That is okay.
Sometimes, work is just work. There isn’t always a perfect career path, magically waiting to be discovered. There might not be this THING you were born to do. Sometimes, you discover that what you really want to be when you grow up is “paid”.
Harsh reality
The job field I’m going into is to pay the bills because I know for a fact that what I want to do, draw, will have to be strictly a hobby due to the shitty economy
With all the fallout 4 on my dash and my dad texting me in capslock about how hyped he is about it, I only just realize how little i care for the fallout series. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s still a great series and i’m still gonna buy it, but based on my experience on older fallout games (and elder scrolls for that matter) I know exactly what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna play it for a week before growing bored and not touching it for months. I have nothing against it, I’m just not hyped because I’m not gonna play it much.
There’s nothing better than having the professor end class early because she’s tired
and not only are these things totally badass and stylish