Silver Tongue

Jun 01

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sexhaver:

probably the scariest thing about Pokemon is that there are canonically no regular animals in the world. think about that. whalers hunted Wailords for their oil and blubber. Magikarp are fried up and served for dinner and once every few months a Magikarp hatchery probably has a disaster where one of them accidentally evolves and destroys the entire facility. sometimes a sewer pipe will get clogged and they’ll send a repairman down to look into it and he shines his flashlight into the darkness only to illuminate hundreds or pairs of Grimer and Muk eyes and he prays to God before remembering that God is a pokemon too

Not to burst your bubble, but

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(via deep-sea-prince)

just-shower-thoughts:

Making the “ ~ ” tilde key the official punctuation used for written sarcasm would prevent a lot of misunderstandings.

~yes because everyone would understand what it means

(via just-shower-thoughts)

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speedwag:

sherlock–ian:

shout out to anyone out there with comprehension issues. the ones who need things broken down in a clear, concise manner, who need things repeated, explained over and over again.

shout out to the ones who find themselves in constant frustration because they just dont understand, and in turn, others dont understand them.

the ones who find reading multiple paragraphs exhausting, overstimulating. shout out to the ones that have to read things several times to understand something.

shout out to the people who fear others will think them ignorant.

you’re not ignorant. you matter, and you are loved. so much.

thank u for making this post

(via vampywe)

apocyan:
“there are few things more unfortunate than a doctor who ends up in this situation
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Yeah, person jailed at least wasn’t sk because it would say “you were stabbed by teh sk you jailed”

apocyan:

there are few things more unfortunate than a doctor who ends up in this situation

Yeah, person jailed at least wasn’t sk because it would say “you were stabbed by teh sk you jailed”

(via town-of-salem)