Silver Tongue

May 19

the-shrimp-alchemist:

frogadir:

ed elric is definitely the kind of celebrity who would be a recluse.. once he’s into his 20s or w/e and people try to talk to him abt his experiences/interview/venerate him hes just like “man.. i just wanna mow hay….. tend to my sheep.. im not dealing with this bs today!!!!!!! fuck off!!!!!”

he has the tony hawk problem. “hey, you look kinda like edward elric!” people tell him on the train. “i wonder what he’s up to these days.” “this,” ed replies.

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otatma:

marauders4evr:

I keep seeing posts that are like:

Person #1: *Meme about breaking news*
Person #2: I can’t keep learning the news like this.
Person #3: If you’re going to a circus, expect to see clowns.

But the thing is, sure, everyone on tumblr expects to see clowns.

What we don’t expect is for the clowns to do this:

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And this has been the exact energy of this website for months.

it’s weird that you had a simpsons gifset chambered for this

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vgckenny:
“vicholas:
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“I can’t NOT fuck him!” ”

vgckenny:

vicholas:

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“I can’t NOT fuck him!”

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itsapmseymour:

itsapmseymour:

itsapmseymour:

itsapmseymour:

I need to go to the store, can you keep an eye on this “if it touches you, you become a catgirl” potion?

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Okay I’m back did you all-



….oh for fucks sakes.

AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO CYANA??


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The amount of people on all socials who passed on the nickname for this form Cyanya,


Is widely big, and severely disappointing.

asw4ng:

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swasdoodles:
“green is far too polite for punches
”

swasdoodles:

green is far too polite for punches

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jncos:

Cobra venom isn’t poisonous. People just get freaked out when they get bitten by cobras and let their negative emotions do the poisoning for them. I’ve been bitten by dozens of serpents over the last fortnight and due to my positive attitude I am healthier than I have ever been in years.

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[video]

demilypyro:

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Venom But With Hannibal Dialogue

crystalmanner:

geminifiles:

fozmeadows:

byk23:

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OP where’s the Hannibal but with Venom quotes

Y’all asked, and here you go. Hannibal with Venom quotes:

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The Hannibal dialogue makes Venom more deep, and the Venom dialogue just removes Hannibal’s filter.

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