What a dog.
Continuing my trend of reblogging from my new D&D stories blog ‘cause I WANT IT TO GROW. I apologize to people who aren’t interested, I’ll stop reblogging once yourdndstories can stand on its own.
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you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian
I have no idea who Mercutio is, but Shakespearean pakistani lesbians sound awesome.
Mercutio is romeos friend who causes five deaths because of a pun.
(via saccharinecyanide)
[video]
“gays will push their sexuality onto their children”
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
“Look at little Emma and her future husband! SO cute!”
(literally two 3 month olds flailing on a baby mat)
“Ooh, a friend? Is Samantha your GIRLFRIEND, Johnny?”
(4 year old boy expressing he has made a friend at school)
“You’ve been friends with Michael for a while now haven’t you? Would you like to marry him when you’re older?”
(8 year old girl, male best friend)This is why its so hard for kids to have opposite gendered friends!!
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
what the fuck
What the ACTUAL fuck.
Kids fucking love tattoos are you shitting me.
Like woah colorful pictures ON YOUR SKIN?!?!?
The only people I’ve seen who hate tattoos are people who from the 80s that constantly shame and tell this generaion what to do with our own bodies
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They really wanted the sherrif dead.
But on the bright side, sk, witch, sk, vig, and arso are dead by the wolf.
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Hyrule is called hyrule because the original princess zelda came from skyloft and ruled it from high above. Does this mean that the original princess hilda came from the underground and ruled lorule from below?
Oh my god I forgot how much I love link between worlds. It’s probably the best one since wind waker. Maybe even the best since the oracle games. I don’t know but it’s high up there. And I love the item system because it actually makes more sense than other games. LIke, why would a monster keep its one weakness in the place where it lives? I mean, some items like the bow or hammer in oot I could understand but there is absolutely no excuse as to why an moth who lives in the woods whose one weakness is extreme fire would keep a wand that shoots said fire in it’s place of dwelling? I’m looking at you link to the past. It just feels more fluid to buy the items because it doesn’t seem as random. And it also gives more value to rupees because in nearly all the other zelda games, rupees jsut sit there after you buy the one thing that you need to buy. Also it makes death a lot more meaningful because it’s more than “oh shoot, I lost ammo that I will be able to stock up on by smashing pots and cutting grass” it’s “oh shoot, I lost one of my items.” Also the item system leaves room for other items to be in dungeons like the master ores, the better tunics and shields. Stuff that isn’t crucial to defeating the boss. Stuff that makes sense to be there. Like, it’s perfectly understandable that the thieves or the cultists would steal master ore for their value or because the gemsaur king probably hordes ores considering he spews rupees when you hit him.
But yeah, it’s a great zelda game.