One of the things I really like about Steven Universe is the fact that while the majority of the characters are female, they aren’t usually given those exaggerated girly eyelashes like most female cartoon characters to make them look cute and feminine.
And the one who DID get the cute girly lashes?
cheeto puff
god i love this show
hold on, let me just add that the male characters got some serious eyelashes
I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”
how do i get in on this
I read your username before the rest and imagined godzilla doing that
So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?”
quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more
War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers
Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON’T EAT PALEO YOU’RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’
so when are yall gonna stop saying “no uterus no opinion” therefore erasing the existence and validity of trans women ???? cuz yall realize thats nasty as fuck right?
