Anonymous asked: All hail the squids!
Damn it, tumblr.
when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends
but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself
so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down
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You know, sometimes it bugs me that Bruce Wayne gets to send all of his children to really great private schools and universities. #OnlyinGotham
What has Bruce Wayne contributed, beyond a couple charities? Do you think Batman gets to send his kids to fancy private schools? #OnlyinGotham
Do you think Batman and his kids would be out fighting crime and trying to make the world a better place if they were rich, like Wayne? Wayne doesn’t notice the world is shit. #OnlyinGotham
People on the ground, like Batman and his Robins are the ones that deserve to go to these nice schools. #OnlyinGotham
Wayne should send the Robins to school. #Educationforthebirds #OnlyinGotham
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A surefire way for mothers to get their sons to tuck in their shirts, 1940s style (via Kitsch-Slapped)
The illustrated boy looks pretty darn pleased with his cute new lace edging.
I can see him now meeting his friends at the soda fountain.
‘Fellows, check out Mom’s latest effort at mind control.’ (spins)
(chorus of whistles and applause)
‘Why, Jimmy, I do believe you’ve started a fashion!’
‘Let’s go to the Woolworth and get lace edging for all our shirts!’
‘Doug can sew them on, he got his Handicraft merit badge last summer!’
‘Never regretted it.’
‘Jimmy, your mom has some internalised misogyny to figure out.’
‘Don’t I know it.’
Stealing this for soft butch looks.
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