Silver Tongue

May 29

Whenever his work causes him too much stress to think properly, Azure makes hats to calm down

kelpiesnshit:

We were eating KFC and my mom commented on how she wished she could buy a bucket of skin and idfk why but i went

“well last time I checked it was going for about $10 per square inch so idk how much that’d be to fill a bucket”

I thought she was fucking talking about BUYING A BUCKET OF HUMAN SKIN

I wouldn’t be surprised if your family was wondeirng how much a bucket of human skin would be. I also am not surprised that you know the answer.

psychoticornumb:

When you see a great gifset that has grammer mistakes

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bucksnort2:

castielinablanket:

still don’t understand why i feel the need to end every sentence with “tho” tho

chan - because it’s polite - tho

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sludgebat:
“itsmeganonthemoon:
“ electricdoc:
“ jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:
“ electricdoc:
“ alonelyangel6:
“ electricdoc:
“ thesweetandawesomeqinn:
“ electricdoc:
“ stabble1234:
“ electricdoc:
“ slendersummerseve:
“ BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
”...

sludgebat:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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scarvesandcelery:

neal-mackenzie:

irresistible-revolution:

ok but can we talk about this

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Aang is about the strike the final blow and kill Ozai while in the Avatar state, and all the past Avatars of all the Four Nations are speaking through him, but he stops, and the glow fades from his tattoos

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and the fire and the water and the earth drops away, and all he’s left with is Air, his native element, the element of a people that were wiped out, and the air surrounds him with this simple grace and dignity

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and it’s like, even with all the power in the world, Aang remembers who he is, he remembers what he learned from the monks, he remembers his heritage, and he stays true to it. It’s no accident that Air is the element he’s left with when all the others fall away, that it’s Air he’s surrounded by when he comes out of the Avatar state and decides to spare Ozai’s life.

The Air Nomads were wiped out by ambush because they had no military power, Aang was brutalized in his fight with Ozai because of his mercy, and everyone, including his friends and past lives, were urging the necessity of killing OzaI. Ozai himself taunts Aang “your people didn’t deserve to exist in this world, in MY world”. But against all this, Aang refuses to let go of the ideals of compassion and mercy. He refuses to believe that power and violence are the only ways. Aang sparing Ozai was the last, bittersweet stand of the Air Nomads: not vengeance but true justice, an affirmation of the power of their beliefs, an assertion that the ways of peace, freedom and forgiveness are vital for the world.

I mean, how much courage does that take, when your entire culture has been wiped out by a violent world, to still say “No. What my people believed has value, has strength.”

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This is why I adore this entire series

Reading this makes me rather emotional :’)

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just-shower-thoughts:

People named Jake who work at State Farm have probably had enough of everyone’s shit already and is just trying to make a living

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pylasya:
“ameliapond124:
“moonpin:
“ thegreenwolf:
“ tearun:
“ Ah yes
the majestic flapflaps…
”
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
”
no they are the majestic flapflaps
”
fun fact!! manta (majestic flapflap) rays actually to this to scratch their belly...

pylasya:

ameliapond124:

moonpin:

thegreenwolf:

tearun:

Ah yes

the majestic flapflaps…

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

no they are the majestic flapflaps

fun fact!! manta (majestic flapflap) rays actually to this to scratch their belly or to help them with a birth. if the females are having trouble with a labor and the pups get stuck (pups? i think that’s the correct term) they jump out of the water and the smack upon reentry pushes them the fuck out. on the other hand, they don’t have any hands so if they get an itch because of some kind of bug or something, the smack helps them scratch it!! majestic flapflaps are so cute

Thank you science

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minus-the-legend:
“ I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit
”

minus-the-legend:

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

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ask-appliancealliance:

hallowsee:

starryrenegade:

kayathedragon:

under-broken-stars:

sisterphan:

happylittledanandphil:

beefucker6969:

survivingparadox:

netlfix:

does anyone else feel like school subjects have their own specific colour

math is blue right

MATH IS RED

MATH IS INFACT RED

MATH IS BLUE Y'ALL ENGLISH IS RED

MATH IS RED ENGLISH IS BLUE

MATH IS BLUE ENGLISH IS YELLOW SCIENCE IS GREEN

Y'ALL ARE STUPID. MATH IS ORANGE, ENGLISH IS BLUE AND GEOGRAPHY IS RED

math is red

english is yellow

world history is green

science is blue

SINCE WHEN IS ENGLISH YELLOW, ENGLISH IS TOTALLY GREEN

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