Silver Tongue

May 29

rosethealchemist asked: Ok so people always talk about bad experiences with the supernatural and that's always weird. Usually anecdotal evidence is bullshit but if you REALLY saw something of straight out of fantasy I have two theories. 1 it's something that we just don't understand and projecting our ideas of supernatural is hubristic until we do scientific research and so far research hasn't brought us shit. It could be aliens:U! 2 you were seeing things. There's no shame, humans aren't perfect. We can be disturbed.

*follow up* and I don’t want to be a closed minded dick ok. It’s just we have literally nothing to go off of with anything supernatural. I’m an imperacist meaning I try to derive fact from logic, reason, experimentation ect. People think this is hubristic and closed minded when it’s the opposite. I’m willing to believe in anything that follows what we can derive and deduce and everything else is either “I don’t know” or “maybe not”. And that can change any time. It’s open minded and open ended.

I had a bad experience back in the early 2000s involving a ghost named john who would throw my heaviest things at my sibilings, a oujia board that didn’t go away until my father tied it in a bag and threw it in a river and nobody playing mario 64 in the middle of the night.


I have had experience with the supernatural before. It’s not fun. Hell, there was even one time where I found a leg, a solid leg, wearing my brothers soccer shoes and socks but when I screamed and went to turn on the lights, it was just the show and sock being limp like nobody was wearing it.


Also in that house there were times where I would just feel really scared for no reason.


Anywho, there was definitely some scary shit happening in that place.

kuklarusskaya:
“yayamartin:
“thisclockworkheart:
“sjwcansuckmydick:
“thisclockworkheart:
“Because why not? ;-)
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I don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddle
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So. Let me tell you about the...

kuklarusskaya:

yayamartin:

thisclockworkheart:

sjwcansuckmydick:

thisclockworkheart:

Because why not? ;-) 

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I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle

So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

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Waddle.

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Waddle waddle.

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*rolls across the floor*

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Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it. 

not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. ballet…

Yo. Professional ballerina speaking here.

Clearly she is performing a saute arabesque, chasse, step-step, assemble devant with arms in fifth. 

And as a teacher too, I can’t find much technically wrong with it at all. 

Which means not only is she a gifted dancer, she has a wonderful technical foundation that she is executing properly and with lovely mannerism.

Being a ballerina isn’t about how much you weigh. Give me this girl ANY day for a student or dancer to work with. Clearly she has the knowledge and the passion, which means she will be a joy to work with. 

Also, for those of you criticizing, you clearly have NO idea how difficult it is to execute a develope ecarte derriere the way she is at the barre in one of her later photos. This takes YEARS of dedicated training, as well as extensive natural facility, such as turnout, which she clearly demonstrates here. 

So maybe before you peons thinking you’re masters of ballet judge dancers based on weight, you should actually learn about ballet and technique. Because if you had, you’d recognize that this girl clearly has technique—unlike your basic asses.

I love how beautiful and elegant she is. Not gonna lie, if anyone plays live action rose quartz, it should be her.

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rosethealchemist asked: You know I was fascinated by you discussion with betty-the-beehive-mod. They were obviously a skeptic who didn't believe in the existence of spirits let alone malevolent demons yet you do. You show concern with what could happen with a Ouija board even though there's no imperial evidence of any of this. I don't want to attack you personally. Because I thought you were a skeptic, I'm confused. What are your beliefs regarding the supernatural. Just remember you're making claims on reality.

I believe there is something supernatual in existence. And while charlie charlie may be fake, I still don’t wanna take chances with ouija boards. I’ve had very bad experiences with them before.

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Bruh, I"m getting a really bad rash when I touch silver. I think I’m alergic to that too.”

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magnezone:

magnezone:

sometimes i think about that video of those call of duty devs talking about the innovation behind collision detection in schools of fish followed by a cut to 1996′s super mario 64 

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betty-the-beehive-mod:

michaelskanks:

what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center

“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something” 

“i’m gonna prank them so hard”

“joey no”

“im gonna say i’m satan”

“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”

Oh please let this be real. When I’m dead, I’ll have my dream job <3

Not gonna lie, I would totally do that if I was a ghost

xstormfire5159x-deactivated2015 asked: Except here's the thing. I tried being nice and polite, and that made it happen again, except nastier. Just please remove the posts.

deviantartwhy:

Fine, but you have to understand that acting like a toddler and getting angry for  like no reason is not the way to get what you want. You don’t always get your way and you *really* won’t if you keep jumping to conclusions and being nasty to everyone.

Nobody is obligated to do your request just because you’re polite, xstormfire5159x. Stop acting like a self entitled prick.

ohlaif:
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Welp. It’s almost like the vast majority of Muslims are perfectly normal people who hate violence like the rest of us. Who knew?
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Also this shows that they were completely willing...

ohlaif:

helladonkaphant:

factualfeminist:

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Welp. It’s almost like the vast majority of Muslims are perfectly normal people who hate violence like the rest of us. Who knew?

Also this shows that they were completely willing to turn in the bad egg in their community. Meanwhile, when white people commit hate crimes the entire country comes together to excuse it.

^ amen

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