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ladies and gentlemen, the american education system
My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.
this is basically any public school in the world tbh
bet the football teams have new equiptment though
Whoop there it is
No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.
This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools?
A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.
That…
That can’t possibly be right.
My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone.
They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter.
And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??
FOOTBALL
OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING
SCHOOL SHOOTINGS
CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP
DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL
Don’t forget that the government doesn’t want to teach us proper history. They want to teach people that once a war is over, everythign is fine between everyone. They act like human rights movements only take a few months to succeed when it in fact takes decades. they will teach students that the brittish taxed teh colonies a lot but will leave otu the fact that the brittish had to send over a lot of troops and supplies to win the war in which the brittish colonies fought against the french and natives. And war is very expensive. And after initial protests, the brittish eased up a bit on the taxes.
America is built on racism, genocide and whining like babies when you don’t get your way. Is it any surprise that our education system is flawed?
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silver-tongues-blog asked: NO! STOP! DON'T FUCKING PLAY WITH OUIJA BORDS. NOT EVEN HOME MADE ONES. TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANNA FUCK WITH DEMONS!
It’d be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine haha. Don’t worry, if it was actually dangerous people would be complaining a lot more than just the occasional light flickering or something.
didn’t stop people from doing the kylee jenner lip challenge which caused people to risk permenantly disfiguring their face, scarring and major bruising.
Or the cinnimon challenge which irritated the throat and ran the risk of causing swelling or even closing.
No matter how dangerous a challenge is, people will still do it.
Trust me, do not do charlie charlie.
help why can’t i search for porn
help why can’t i search for porn on tumblr
It’s all been deleted. Tumblr is now kid friendly.
Pretty soon we’ll have to reboot Murder Ponies into a happy go lucky story blog about a rag tag group of ponies trying to make a quality kids show with puppets and glitter. So much glitter.i
i need my PORN
Go on FA
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Wow, that wasn’t even across the bow, they sank em.
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moonlightisagreatshypony-deacti asked: Im sad
(artist: And what does this have to do with the blog? If you’re looking for art of your character I suggest leaving. I do not accept rp questions anymore, but let me guess…you didn’t read my rules did you? Call me rude all you want but as far as I’m concerned it’s my blog my rules. And if you wanted to talk to me there’s a link to my mod blog.)
It’s not rude to ask people to read and follow the rules of your blog
Anonymous asked: The newest update completely clashes with the rest of the blog. Motherly Scootaloo is a slice of life story about a teen pregnancy, and then you throw in some evil force (I remember the Doctor bits, but those are like .1% of the total content; they're technically in it, but they're not what the blog is). This makes it feel like it's changing genres. A work of fiction should never do that because it's disorienting.
Anonymous said to samrosemodblog:It’s like how in the first 2 I Know What You Did Last Summers, it’s just a normal guy killing people, but in the 3rd one, he comes back as a zombie ghost, or how in the first Friday The 3th, it’s just a woman killing people because their establishment let her son die, but in Jason X, her son is alive and a 6.5 foot tall mecha zombie in space in the future who has super strength and can’t die, and you’re sitting here going “WHAT THE FUCK!?”
Except it’s not like that? At all? You are incredibly over exaggerating?
I mean I sure as hell could have just have had the results of these events happen with no set up or explanation and I’m sure people would’ve have their massive complaints about doing it that way, so instead of just -tossing you into the situation- you have some idea of what’s going to happen.
I also have never had the blog as -exclusively- Slice of Life. I mean, I thought that was pretty clear by now. I have always ran the blog with the idea that the mane 6 have to keep saving the world.
I’m not changing genres either. If you consider this a slice of life blog, guess what’s part of Slice of Life in MLP? “OH HEY A GIANT DRAGON IS DESTROYING THE TOWN! OH GOD PARASPRITES EATING EVERYTHING! TIREK JUST BLEW UP THE TREE HOUSE! DISCORD HAS MADE EVERYTHING 2D! GOD HELP US ALL! WE UNIMPORTANT BACKGROUND PONIES HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS AND ARE UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!”
Are they forgetting that the milfloo universe is on the brink of collapsing and other universes from all over are heavily bleeding into it?
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