Sometimes I say “Ow!” when I bump into things, even though it didn’t hurt.
this speaks to me on a deep emotional level
(via just-shower-thoughts)
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the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning
#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)
Oh my god it got so much better.
Snape takes a shot
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So, I got a new pone from rosexknight and named her Agate and made her a unicorn. She’s the daughter of Azure Quartz and Alice.
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Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
This is disproportionately hilarious to me.
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63 Earths can fit inside Uranus. Source
… That’s Neptune?
No, that’s earth. Can’t you read?
(via zeroyalviking)
danny fenton:
-wears a shirt to the water park
-accidentally uses the womens restroom
-“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify”
-chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit
-is a trans boyreblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”
literally the entire show danny phantom was a metaphor for being in the closet tho???
cis people get mad at the most asinine shitI don’t really mind a trans boy in kids cartoons but may I see actual sources and visual proof?
Danny Fenton
-constantly having to hide a core part of his identity from his family due to fear of rejection
-constantly has to deal with his family’s casual(and often not so casual) hatred of ghosts, a group to which he belongs.
-is only out as a ghost to a select group of his closest friends who he trusts with his secret.
liteally how could you not interpret this as a metaphor for being in the closet
I am a queer person and never thought of this but damn son.
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